Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
  9. Magic Johnson
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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
  9. Magic Johnson
  10. Diana Taurasi
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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
  9. Magic Johnson
  10. Diana Taurasi
    11_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager

And just to add: Trump couldn’t get his ass in there.

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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
  9. Magic Johnson
  10. Diana Taurasi
    11_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager
  11. Jerry West
    Of course.
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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
  9. Magic Johnson
  10. Diana Taurasi
    11_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager
  11. Jerry West
  12. Magic Johnson
    Next: Name three people who were never in your kitchen.
  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant

  1. Michael Jordan
  2. Jennifer Lopez
  3. Shaquille O’Neal
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Vanessa Laine Bryant
  6. Christina Aguilera
  7. Jimmy Kimmel
  8. Beyoncé
  9. Magic Johnson
  10. Diana Taurasi
    11_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager
  11. Jerry West
    13)Geno Auriemma (replacing Magic Johnson, who’s already at #9)
    Name three people who were never in your kitchen.
  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero

Their pictures are on magnets on my refrigerator but they have not been in my kitchen in person

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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle

(thoush Aristotle did use my downstairs lavatory once)

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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John

(Lincoln, King, and Kennedy, for those who don’t know the song.)

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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
691

Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman

Because I don’t let just any Tom, Dick, and Harry into my kitchen.

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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
693

Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
  8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke
694

Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
  8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke
  9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
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BTW, Kate Mulgrew was in my living and dining rooms. She may have passed through the kitchen if she used the downstairs lavatory.

696

Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
  8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke
  9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon 707
  10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
  8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
  9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
  10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis

They’re in my kitchen only as fridge magnets

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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
  8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
  9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
  10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis
  12. Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus, Jenny Lind, My mailman
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Name three people who were never in your kitchen.

  1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur
  2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero
  3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle
  4. Abraham, Martin, and John
  5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal
  6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman
  7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers
  8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
  9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon
  10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis
  12. Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus, Jenny Lind, My mailman
  13. Fred Flinstone, Wilma Flinstone and Pebbles Flinstone

Machines that are hard to find nowadays

  1. Manual typewriters
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Machines that are hard to find nowadays

  1. Manual typewriters
  2. Reel to reel tape recorders