Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

That’s only on Fridays during Lent when observant Catholics still have to abstain from meat. Most parishes serve weekly all-you-can-eat fish and french-fries dinners as a fundraiser during this time, so during that period only you will have a kitchen crew consisting of the ‘fish friar’ and his partner, the ‘chip monk’.

Carry on.

-“BB”-

Titles in the Roman Catholic hierarchy

  1. Pope
  2. Holy Roman Emperor
  3. Archbishop
  4. Prebendary
  5. Primate
  6. Monsignor
  7. Cardinal
  8. Friar
  9. Deacon

I’m confused. How was the emperor a part of the Church hierarchy?

Titles in the Roman Catholic hierarchy

  1. Pope
  2. Vicar
  3. Archbishop
  4. Prebendary
  5. Primate
  6. Monsignor
  7. Cardinal
  8. Friar
  9. Deacon

I just checked. The emperor wasn’t. My error.

Titles in the Roman Catholic hierarchy

  1. Pope
  2. Vicar
  3. Archbishop
  4. Prebendary
  5. Primate
  6. Monsignor
  7. Cardinal
  8. Friar
  9. Deacon
  10. Priest

Titles in the Roman Catholic hierarchy

  1. Pope
  2. Vicar
  3. Archbishop
  4. Prebendary
  5. Primate
  6. Monsignor
  7. Cardinal
  8. Friar
  9. Deacon
  10. Priest
  11. Abbess

Titles in the Roman Catholic hierarchy

  1. Pope
  2. Vicar
  3. Archbishop
  4. Prebendary
  5. Primate
  6. Monsignor
  7. Cardinal
  8. Friar
  9. Deacon
  10. Priest
  11. Abbess
  12. Patriarch

Titles in the Roman Catholic hierarchy

  1. Pope
  2. Vicar
  3. Archbishop
  4. Prebendary
  5. Primate
  6. Monsignor
  7. Cardinal
  8. Friar
  9. Deacon
  10. Priest
  11. Abbess
  12. Patriarch
  13. Bishop

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
    (like on the old ABC Sports ‘Superstars’, or military/Boy Scout courses, or even a Ninja Warriors-type event)

-“BB”-

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg

(See the wiki article here.)

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg
  8. Javelin Catching

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg
  8. Javelin Catching
  9. Underwater basketweaving

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg
  8. Javelin Catching
  9. Underwater basketweaving
  10. Esperanto Scrabble

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg
  8. Javelin Catching
  9. Underwater basketweaving
  10. Esperanto Scrabble
  11. Parkour Pizza Delivery

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg
  8. Javelin Catching
  9. Underwater basketweaving
  10. Esperanto Scrabble
  11. Parkour Pizza Delivery
  12. Jumping frog races

Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Synchronized Skateboarding
  2. Speed Texting
  3. Obstacle Course
  4. Axe throwing
  5. Trash Talking
  6. Filibuster Luge
  7. Mumblety-peg
  8. Javelin Catching
  9. Underwater basketweaving
  10. Esperanto Scrabble
  11. Parkour Pizza Delivery
  12. Jumping frog races
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    I guess it’s OK to post more than once in a thread, so…
  13. Paintball

And I’m sure there are lots of others so – waltz me around again, Willy…

More Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics (Winter or Summer) That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Team Snowball Fight

-“BB”-

More Events You Would Like To See In The Olympics (Winter or Summer) That Aren’t Already In The Olympics

  1. Team Snowball Fight
  2. Submarine Races