Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex

Come to think of it, I’d rather do that than a LOT of other things, not just the Super Bowl!!

-“BB”-

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive

I just did. There’s nobody on the road! I don’t remember the last time I was out for a drive with so little traffic.
I had to take my sister to the train station, a drive that usually takes 10 minutes, and was afraid that I hadn’t allowed enough time, but with no traffic at all it took just 6 minutes.

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing

Except I did watch the Super Bowl…

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing
  8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing
  8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle
  9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing
  8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle
  9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly
  10. Clean the toilets

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing
  8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle
  9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly
  10. Clean the toilets
  11. Stand before a mirror with a sword in hand repeatedly reciting the words “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing
  8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle
  9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly
  10. Clean the toilets
  11. Stand before a mirror with a sword in hand repeatedly reciting the words “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
  12. Carry out groundbreaking research that leads to a universal cure for cancer

Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl

  1. Clip my toenails
  2. Shop at the supermarket
  3. Almost anything else
  4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex
  5. Go for a drive
  6. Play with my cat
  7. Axe throwing
  8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle
  9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly
  10. Clean the toilets
  11. Stand before a mirror with a sword in hand repeatedly reciting the words “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
  12. Carry out groundbreaking research that leads to a universal cure for cancer
  13. Lead a book club discussion about the many parallels between the Bhagavad Gita and Anne of Green Gables

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen
  5. Your own blood

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen
  5. Your own blood
  6. Spray paint

100,000 railroad cars can’t be wrong

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen
  5. Your own blood
  6. Spray paint
  7. Crayola crayon

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen
  5. Your own blood
  6. Spray paint
  7. Crayola crayon
  8. #2 pencil

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen
  5. Your own blood
  6. Spray paint
  7. Crayola crayon
  8. #2 pencil
  9. Nib pen

AKA dip pen, used for calligraphy or artwork

Things to write with

  1. Ball point pen
  2. Quill pen
  3. Chisel and stone
  4. Fountain pen
  5. Your own blood
  6. Spray paint
  7. Crayola crayon
  8. #2 pencil
  9. Nib pen
  10. Sharpie