Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Weird ways to avoid the Corona virus

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything

[Bullitt]

Weird ways to avoid the Corona virus

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner

[gkster]

Weird ways to avoid the Corona virus

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner
8. Make masks out of everyday objects
   Max Siedentopf presents alternative coronavirus masks

[panache45]

Weird ways to avoid the Corona virus

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner
8. Make masks out of everyday objects
9. Become Bubble Boy

[Bullitt]

Weird ways to avoid the Corona virus

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner
8. Make masks out of everyday objects
9. Become Bubble Boy
10. Self-quarantine in a hotel room for 2 weeks, like my brother who returned from a S Korea business trip. His self-quarantine ends on Saturday.

[Little_Nemo]

Weird ways to avoid the Corona virus

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner
8. Make masks out of everyday objects
9. Become Bubble Boy
10. Self-quarantine in a hotel room for 2 weeks, like my brother who returned from a S Korea business trip. His self-quarantine ends on Saturday.
11. Eat more Twinkies and Ding Dongs

This one is true.

[panache45]

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner
8. Make masks out of everyday objects
9. Become Bubble Boy
10. Self-quarantine in a hotel room for 2 weeks, like my brother who returned from a S Korea business trip. His self-quarantine ends on Saturday.
11. Eat more Twinkies and Ding Dongs
12. Sign up for the first manned trip to Mars.

[gkster]

1. Clear your throat every twenty seconds.
2. Carry a spray bottle of vinegar water with you and spray anyone who tries to talk to you.
3. Drink a domestic beer before and after every Corona you drink, to counteract it.
4. Hold your breath while riding the commuter train.
5. Use bleach in your neti pot.
6. Vodka on everything
7. Drink shots of Clorox bleach with dinner
8. Make masks out of everyday objects
9. Become Bubble Boy
10. Self-quarantine in a hotel room for 2 weeks, like my brother who returned from a S Korea business trip. His self-quarantine ends on Saturday.
11. Eat more Twinkies and Ding Dongs
12. Sign up for the first manned trip to Mars.
13. Eat garlic, ginger and chilli Subscribe to read | Financial Times

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Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch

[blondebear]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine

[SpoilerVirgin]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo

[Bullitt]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak

[jtur88]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany

[NDP]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine

[Bullitt]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus

[gkster]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus
8. linden

[gkster]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus
8. linden

[Spoons]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus
8. linden
9. Sugar maple

[Bullitt]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus
8. linden
9. Sugar maple
10. Japanese Maple

[panache45]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus
8. linden
9. Sugar maple
10. Japanese Maple
11. Crab apple

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Trees in your neighborhood (or a former neighborhood if you prefer)

1. paper birch
2. Canary Island Pine
3. ginkgo
4. Blue Oak
5. Mahogany
6. Ponderosa Pine
7. Eucalyptus
8. linden
9. Sugar maple
10. Japanese Maple
11. Crab apple
12. Pear