Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

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Overheard at the White House in recent days

  1. “Fine, smart guy, YOU tell him his CV19 test result.”
  2. “If Pence dies, we’ll just prop up the body. Nobody’ll know the difference.”
  3. “Uhhh… aw fuck. Uh oh, I gottta pen mark. Anybody got any white stuff?”
  4. “The stock market will zoom again, bigly! It’ll be a miracle!”
  5. “We have the best coronavirus. It’s perfect. No one can beat our coronavirus.”
  6. “Hey, if all those old guys are wiped out, won’t that save Social Security?”
  7. “Can’t we just completely quarantine California? They weren’t going to vote for me anyway.”
  8. “Putin on line one.”
  9. “Please, please, let me out of this madhouse!”
  10. “It’s just the sniffles, I’m OK”
  11. “Donald, quit sneezing into your tie.”
  12. I think the Dems released this virus during the election season.
1182

Overheard at the White House in recent days

  1. “Fine, smart guy, YOU tell him his CV19 test result.”
  2. “If Pence dies, we’ll just prop up the body. Nobody’ll know the difference.”
  3. “Uhhh… aw fuck. Uh oh, I gottta pen mark. Anybody got any white stuff?”
  4. “The stock market will zoom again, bigly! It’ll be a miracle!”
  5. “We have the best coronavirus. It’s perfect. No one can beat our coronavirus.”
  6. “Hey, if all those old guys are wiped out, won’t that save Social Security?”
  7. “Can’t we just completely quarantine California? They weren’t going to vote for me anyway.”
  8. “Putin on line one.”
  9. “Please, please, let me out of this madhouse!”
  10. “It’s just the sniffles, I’m OK”
  11. “Donald, quit sneezing into your tie.”
  12. I think the Dems released this virus during the election season.
  13. “Listen, I’m not saying we give him the rest of the term. I’m just saying we put Obama back in for like two or three months to get things back on track. We can tell Trump he’s due for a vacation and send him off to play golf.”

I’ll pass.

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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
  9. bleach
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
  9. bleach
  10. kleenex
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
  9. bleach
  1. Spam
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
  9. bleach
  1. Spam
  1. pasta
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
  9. bleach
  1. Spam
  1. pasta
  2. Excedrin
    ETA: I went to 4 stores yesterday and nobody had it. There were some generics, but supplies seem to be dwindling.
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COVID-19? There’s a run on the supermarket! People are buying up all of the…

  1. bottled water
  2. hand sanitizer
  3. toilet paper
  4. beer
  5. napkins
  6. paper towels
  7. cleaning wipes
  8. Kosher for Passover items
  9. bleach
  1. Spam
  1. pasta
  2. Excedrin
  3. Kleenex
    The U.S. Gummint has been replaced by a Council of 13. Who do we want to direct the U.S. of A. forward?
  1. Barack Obama
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The U.S. Gummint has been replaced by a Council of 13. Who do we want to direct the U.S. of A. forward?

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Sally Yates
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The U.S. Gummint has been replaced by a Council of 13. Who do we want to direct the U.S. of A. forward?

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Sally Yates
  3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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The U.S. Gummint has been replaced by a Council of 13. Who do we want to direct the U.S. of A. forward?

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Sally Yates
  3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  4. Colin Powell
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The U.S. Gummint has been replaced by a Council of 13. Who do we want to direct the U.S. of A. forward?

  1. Barack Obama
  2. Sally Yates
  3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  4. Colin Powell
  5. Pete Buttigieg