Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Impressive or beautiful houses of worship (with pic)

1. Washington National Cathedral (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped…_5678-5694.jpg)
2. Blue Mosque Istanbul and the Beauty of the Blue Mosque
3. Ad Dier https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...r%2C_Petra.jpg
4. Sagrada Familia https://www.barcelonayellow.com/imag...cade_front.jpg
5. Salt Lake Temple https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ept_2004-2.jpg
6. Kiyomizu-dera Temple, Kyoto https://places.branipick.com/kiyomiz...oto-1600x1000/
7. The Dome of the Rock (https://religioustravelplanningguide…ar-300x225.jpg)
8. Notre Dame de Paris (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1HajAIODmI...tre-Dame-4.jpg)
9. SkyRose Chapel, Whittier, Cal. (https://www.reddit.com/r/architectur...er_california/)
10. Church of Santa Prisca, Taxco, Mexico https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baroqu...nta_prisca.JPG
11. Wooden stave church, Borgund, Norway, 1200 AD https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Borgund_Stave_Church_in_Lærdalen%2C_2013_June.jpg
12. St. Luke Lutheran Church, Sunnyvale CA Stained Glass Window at Night, Sunnyvale CA, St Luke Lutheran Church - Album on Imgur
13. U.S. Air Force Academy Chapel, Colorado Springs, Co. (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Air_Force_Academy_Chapel%2C_Colorado_Springs%2C_CO_04090u_original.jpg)

My category again, so I pass.

[gkster]

@Elendil_s_Heir

13. U.S. Air Force Academy Chapel, Colorado Springs, Co. (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Air_Force_Academy_Chapel%2C_Colorado_Springs%2C_CO_04090u_original.jpg)

My category again, so I pass.

Hmm, impressive, yes, but beautiful? I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

New!
Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

New!
Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.

[Bullitt]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.

[Little_Nemo]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.

[panache45]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.

[gkster]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.

[Bullitt]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.

[blondebear]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch

[panache45]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.

[Bullitt]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine

[panache45]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine
11. Mary had a little mutton.

[SpoilerVirgin]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine
11. Mary had a little mutton.
12. That’s a horse of a different garage.

For some reason, the garage version is one of my mother’s favorite sayings.

[Bullitt]

Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine
11. Mary had a little mutton.
12. That’s a horse of a different garage.
13. I’ve been to the desert on a horse with no game.
    Pass.

[jtur88]

Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
   Attributed to Rev. Spooner himself

[panache45]

Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.

–George Carlin

[gkster]

Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean

Attributed to Spooner (speaking of Queen Victoria) but not substantiated

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean
4. Isn’t he a shining wit?

–a little thing, but my own.

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean
4. Isn’t he a shining wit?
5. The Lord is a shoving leopard.

[blondebear]

Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean
4. Isn’t he a shining wit?
5. The Lord is a shoving leopard.
   6, A bottle in front of me