Bakers Dozen

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam… wonderful Spam!

[anyrose]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef

[Sparky812]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef
8. Braiiiinsss!

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef
8. Braiiiinsss!
9. Pickle loaf

[Sampiro]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef
8. Braiiiinsss!
9. Pickle loaf
10. Corned beef

Yuk.

[Dendarii_Dame]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef
8. Braiiiinsss!
9. Pickle loaf
10. Corned beef
11. Liver sausage

[astorian]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef
8. Braiiiinsss!
9. Pickle loaf
10. Corned beef
11. Liver sausage
12. Pepperoni

[Eutychus]

Lunch meats

1. Honey Ham
2. Sliced turkey
3. Genoa Salami
4. Baloney
5. Pastrami
6. Spam
7. Roast beef
8. Braiiiinsss!
9. Pickle loaf
10. Corned beef
11. Liver sausage
12. Pepperoni
13. Sliced chicken.

New category:

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!

[anyrose]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!

[JohnT]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::

[Eutychus]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!

[Little_Nemo]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain

Light lunch for me, guys, I’m watching my cholesterol.

[anyrose]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain
8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss!

Vegan.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain
8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss!
9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

At least I’m regular.

[fanganga]

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain
8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss!
9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns!

So I’m a picky eater…

[astorian]

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain
8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss!
9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns!
11. B… bbr…brr…br…bra…braaai- braaaiiins (Zombie with a speech impediment)

[Dendarii_Dame]

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain
8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss!
9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns!
11. B… bbr…brr…br…bra…braaai- braaaiiins
12. Brrrrrr-ainnnns (Zombie at the North Pole)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Brains

1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
5. :: burp ::
6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss!
7. brain
8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss!
9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns!
11. B… bbr…brr…br…bra…braaai- braaaiiins
12. Brrrrrr-ainnnns (Zombie at the North Pole)
13. Twaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnns!

Overheard at a Samuel Clemens impersonators’ convention.

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