Bakers Dozen

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…
  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…
  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.
  9. The Brady Bunch go Amish.

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…
  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.
  9. The Brady Bunch go Amish.
  10. Cindy, pushed over the edge by one more tease about her lisp, manifests her latent psychokinetic powers and blows up the house, killing everyone except Alice, who’s elated that the child she was charged with observing has finally come into her own. She takes Cindy under her wing and begins to teach her the Dark Arts.

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…
  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.
  9. The Brady Bunch go Amish.
  10. Cindy, pushed over the edge by one more tease about her lisp, manifests her latent psychokinetic powers and blows up the house, killing everyone except Alice, who’s elated that the child she was charged with observing has finally come into her own. She takes Cindy under her wing and begins to teach her the Dark Arts.
  11. The Partridge Family moves next door.

Y’know, one day we’re gonna see a straight-up situational comedy that deals with a nefarious (yet bumbling) Agency trying to groom superhuman agents, yet all kinds of hilarious incidents keep getting in the way/ruining the plan-of-the-week. The comedy will be the main thrust, not thrown in as asides in a drama. Get Smart was a precursor, but only a precursor. :slight_smile:

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…
  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.
  9. The Brady Bunch go Amish.
  10. Cindy, pushed over the edge by one more tease about her lisp, manifests her latent psychokinetic powers and blows up the house, killing everyone except Alice, who’s elated that the child she was charged with observing has finally come into her own. She takes Cindy under her wing and begins to teach her the Dark Arts.
  11. The Partridge Family moves next door.
  12. Peter gets a colostomy.

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.
  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”
  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.
  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.
  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery
  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.
  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…
  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.
  9. The Brady Bunch go Amish.
  10. Cindy, pushed over the edge by one more tease about her lisp, manifests her latent psychokinetic powers and blows up the house, killing everyone except Alice, who’s elated that the child she was charged with observing has finally come into her own. She takes Cindy under her wing and begins to teach her the Dark Arts.
  11. The Partridge Family moves next door.
  12. Peter gets a colostomy.
  13. Greg tries to convince Marsha it’s not incest if you’re stepsiblings.

I’ll pass

Rejected “Brady Bunch” plotlines

  1. Mike designs a whorehouse and Greg sees the architectural plans, leading to an awkward father-son conversation.

  2. Jan, tired of being ignored as the “middle sister,” tarts herself up and barely avoids being attacked by the local perv in this “very special episode.”

  3. Alice is discovered to be selling drugs to school kids when she asks Marcie to front for her.

  4. Cousin Oliver is caught… defiling… Tiger.

  5. Carol is alone in the house when Sam the Butcher makes a special delivery

  6. Mike takes out a large life insurance policy on Carol, which makes her suspicious when she learned to get the same thing for his first wife two days before she died.

  7. All of the Brady kids are completely unrelated to each other, with their memories of their lives together implanted by The Agency. Parents Mike and Carol are agents assigned to shepherd the children toward their nascent psychokinetic abilities, with Alice being their actual in-residence supervisor. Sam makes periodic visits to make a hands-on evaluation in constructing progress reports. As time goes by with no results, the scientist in charge of the project is sent in to push things forward. His name: Oliver. Unbeknownst to all, the actual head of The Agency regularly observes the entire project from inside his cloned body, that of a large canine…

  8. The Brady Kids learn about DNA and what that means for their unrequited feelings for each other. Penis ensues.

  9. The Brady Bunch go Amish.

  10. Cindy, pushed over the edge by one more tease about her lisp, manifests her latent psychokinetic powers and blows up the house, killing everyone except Alice, who’s elated that the child she was charged with observing has finally come into her own. She takes Cindy under her wing and begins to teach her the Dark Arts.

  11. The Partridge Family moves next door.

  12. Peter gets a colostomy.

  13. Marcia gets over Davy Jones and gets a visit from her new favorite pop idol: Lemmy Kilmister.
    New topic: Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  14. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on*** Breaking Bad ***and goofy Dad on ***Malcolm in the Middle ***)

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New topic: Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)

New topic: Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)

New topic: Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state the same character was goofy or evil.)

Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state, and which dimension,* the same character was goofy or evil.)
  5. Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Jim Carrey as the Riddler.
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Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state, and which dimension*, the same character was goofy or evil.)
  5. Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Jim Carrey as the Riddler.
  6. Wil Wheaton (The goofy Evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory, the totally evil serial killer/rapist Floyd Hansen in the Criminal Minds episode Paradise.

Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state, and which dimension*, the same character was goofy or evil.)
  5. Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Jim Carrey as the Riddler.
  6. Wil Wheaton (The goofy Evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory, the totally evil serial killer/rapist Floyd Hansen in the Criminal Minds episode Paradise.
  7. David Tennant (the sometimes-goofy 10th Doctor, and Brandon Block in “Secret Smile.”)

Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state, and which dimension*, the same character was goofy or evil.)
  5. Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Jim Carrey as the Riddler.
  6. Wil Wheaton (The goofy Evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory, the totally evil serial killer/rapist Floyd Hansen in the Criminal Minds episode Paradise.
  7. David Tennant (the sometimes-goofy 10th Doctor, and Brandon Block in “Secret Smile.”)
  8. Brad Pitt (goofy-insane guy in 12 Monkeys and homocidal maniac in Kalifornia)

Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state, and which dimension*, the same character was goofy or evil.)
  5. Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Jim Carrey as the Riddler.
  6. Wil Wheaton (The goofy Evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory, the totally evil serial killer/rapist Floyd Hansen in the Criminal Minds episode Paradise.
  7. David Tennant (the sometimes-goofy 10th Doctor, and Brandon Block in “Secret Smile.”)
  8. Brad Pitt (goofy-insane guy in 12 Monkeys and homocidal maniac in Kalifornia)
  9. John Lithgow (seriously evil in Dexter; comically goofy in 3rd Rock From the Sun)

Actors Who’ve Played Both Comically Goofy and Seriously Evil Characters on TV or in Movies

  1. Bryan Cranston (evil Heisenberg on Breaking Bad and goofy Dad on Malcolm in the Middle )
  2. Christopher Eccleston (the villain in Thor: the Dark World and the sometimes goofy 9th Doctor on Doctor Who)
  3. Kathy Bates (Cajun Mama in The Waterboy, Delphine Lalaurie in American Horror Story: Coven)
  4. John Noble as Walter Bishop on Fringe. (Depending on his mental state, and which dimension*, the same character was goofy or evil.)
  5. Jim Carrey as the Riddler and Jim Carrey as the Riddler.
  6. Wil Wheaton (The goofy Evil Wil Wheaton on The Big Bang Theory, the totally evil serial killer/rapist Floyd Hansen in the Criminal Minds episode Paradise.
  7. David Tennant (the sometimes-goofy 10th Doctor, and Brandon Block in “Secret Smile.”)
  8. Brad Pitt (goofy-insane guy in 12 Monkeys and homocidal maniac in Kalifornia)
  9. John Lithgow (seriously evil in Dexter; comically goofy in 3rd Rock From the Sun)
  10. Ian McKellen (an ex-Nazi doctor in Apt Pupil; a dotty version of himself on Extras)