Bakers Dozen

Famous plane crashes (and any descriptive passages, if you care to write them)

  1. Valuejet 592 (Crashes in FL Everglades because of improperly placed oxygen containers, 110 died, financial impact ruins company)
  2. Crash of 1959 in Clear Lake, Iowa which killed Ritchie Valens, J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) and Buddy Holly, dubbed “The day the music died” by Don MacLean in his song "American Pie"for its effect on popular music which is still felt today.
  3. Crash on August 15, 1935 near Point Barrow, Alaska, resulting in the deaths of humorist Will Rogers and adventurer Wiley Post.
  4. Tenerife, Canary Islands, on Sunday 27 March 1977. Two Boeing 747s collide on the runway. 583 total fatalities, and this remains to this day the deadliest-ever aviation accident.
  5. United 93, Shanksville, Pa., Sept. 11, 2001. Passengers storm cockpit, attempting to retake control of hijacked aircraft.
  6. Pan Am #103, blown up by terrorists over Lockerbie, Scotland
  7. United 629, blown up by an guy in 1955 to kill his mom and collect insurance money.
  8. TWA flight 800, July 17,1996
  9. Wright Flyer, Ft. Myer, Va., Sept. 17, 1908
  10. 1996 Air Africa Crash, Kinshasa, Dem. Rep. of the Congo, crashed into a marketplace, over 300 dead.
  11. 1961 Goldsboro NC: B-52 breaks up in-flight, drops two (2) nuclear bombs on North Carolina.

Famous plane crashes (and any descriptive passages, if you care to write them)

  1. Valuejet 592 (Crashes in FL Everglades because of improperly placed oxygen containers, 110 died, financial impact ruins company)
  2. Crash of 1959 in Clear Lake, Iowa which killed Ritchie Valens, J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) and Buddy Holly, dubbed “The day the music died” by Don MacLean in his song "American Pie"for its effect on popular music which is still felt today.
  3. Crash on August 15, 1935 near Point Barrow, Alaska, resulting in the deaths of humorist Will Rogers and adventurer Wiley Post.
  4. Tenerife, Canary Islands, on Sunday 27 March 1977. Two Boeing 747s collide on the runway. 583 total fatalities, and this remains to this day the deadliest-ever aviation accident.
  5. United 93, Shanksville, Pa., Sept. 11, 2001. Passengers storm cockpit, attempting to retake control of hijacked aircraft.
  6. Pan Am #103, blown up by terrorists over Lockerbie, Scotland
  7. United 629, blown up by an guy in 1955 to kill his mom and collect insurance money.
  8. TWA flight 800, July 17,1996
  9. Wright Flyer, Ft. Myer, Va., Sept. 17, 1908
  10. 1996 Air Africa Crash, Kinshasa, Dem. Rep. of the Congo, crashed into a marketplace, over 300 dead.
  11. 1961 Goldsboro NC: B-52 breaks up in-flight, drops two (2) nuclear bombs on North Carolina.
    1. 1972 Andes flight disaster - Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571, also known as the Andes flight disaster.

The survivors had little food and no source of heat in the harsh conditions at over 3,600 metres (11,800 ft) altitude. Faced with starvation and radio news reports that the search for them had been abandoned, the survivors fed on the dead passengers who had been preserved in the snow.

Famous plane crashes (and any descriptive passages, if you care to write them)

  1. Valuejet 592 (Crashes in FL Everglades because of improperly placed oxygen containers, 110 died, financial impact ruins company)
  2. Crash of 1959 in Clear Lake, Iowa which killed Ritchie Valens, J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) and Buddy Holly, dubbed “The day the music died” by Don MacLean in his song "American Pie"for its effect on popular music which is still felt today.
  3. Crash on August 15, 1935 near Point Barrow, Alaska, resulting in the deaths of humorist Will Rogers and adventurer Wiley Post.
  4. Tenerife, Canary Islands, on Sunday 27 March 1977. Two Boeing 747s collide on the runway. 583 total fatalities, and this remains to this day the deadliest-ever aviation accident.
  5. United 93, Shanksville, Pa., Sept. 11, 2001. Passengers storm cockpit, attempting to retake control of hijacked aircraft.
  6. Pan Am #103, blown up by terrorists over Lockerbie, Scotland
  7. United 629, blown up by an guy in 1955 to kill his mom and collect insurance money.
  8. TWA flight 800, July 17,1996
  9. Wright Flyer, Ft. Myer, Va., Sept. 17, 1908
  10. 1996 Air Africa Crash, Kinshasa, Dem. Rep. of the Congo, crashed into a marketplace, over 300 dead.
  11. 1961 Goldsboro NC: B-52 breaks up in-flight, drops two (2) nuclear bombs on North Carolina.
    1. 1972 Andes flight disaster - Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571, also known as the Andes flight disaster.
  12. USAirways 1549 - Jan 15th 2009 - Miracle on the Hudson. Flight powered through a gaggle of geese, causing it to lose ability to fly. Capt Chelsea “Sully” Sullenberger put the plane down in the Hudson river saving everyone on board. Sully went on to have rock-star god-like sex with his wife in the following months.

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)
8. Tom Tancredo

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)
8. Tom Tancredo
9. Gen. Tom Thumb

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)
8. Tom Tancredo
9. Gen. Tom Thumb
10. Ted Turner

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)
8. Tom Tancredo
9. Gen. Tom Thumb
10. Ted Turner
11. Tila Tequila

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)
8. Tom Tancredo
9. Gen. Tom Thumb
10. Ted Turner
11. Tila Tequila
12. Tammi Terrell

Famous people who could’ve had “T T” on their pillowcases. EMBROIDERED there, silly you.

1 Tiny Tim
2. Tina Turner
3. Terry-Thomas
4. Tim Tebow
5. Toby Tyler
6. Tanya Tucker
7. Terre Thomas (on the left, Marlo’s sister)
8. Tom Tancredo
9. Gen. Tom Thumb
10. Ted Turner
11. Tila Tequila
12. Tammi Terrell
13. Twyla Tharp

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Everyday lies

  1. The check is in the mail

Everyday lies

  1. The check is in the mail
  2. Gee, hon. This new recipe tastes great.

Everyday lies

  1. The check is in the mail
  2. Gee, hon. This new recipe tastes great.
  3. No, dear. That pantsuit doesn’t make your butt look big at all.

Everyday lies

  1. The check is in the mail
  2. Gee, hon. This new recipe tastes great.
  3. No, dear. That pantsuit doesn’t make your butt look big at all.
  4. Great idea, Boss

Everyday lies

  1. The check is in the mail
  2. Gee, hon. This new recipe tastes great.
  3. No, dear. That pantsuit doesn’t make your butt look big at all.
  4. Great idea, Boss
  5. My dog ate my homework.

Everyday lies

  1. The check is in the mail
  2. Gee, hon. This new recipe tastes great.
  3. No, dear. That pantsuit doesn’t make your butt look big at all.
  4. Great idea, Boss!
  5. My dog ate my homework.
  6. Oh, I’d love to have your family over.