Bakers Dozen

Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

  1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
  2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
  3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
  4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
  5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
  6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
  7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.
  8. Zombie Matthew comes shambling up the driveway.

Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

  1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
  2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
  3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
  4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
  5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
  6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
  7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.
  8. Zombie Matthew comes shambling up the driveway.
  9. Fourth daughter, Lady Denise

Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

  1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
  2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
  3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
  4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
  5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
  6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
  7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.
  8. Zombie Matthew comes shambling up the driveway.
  9. Fourth daughter, Lady Denise
  10. A quiet evening of charades and twerking.

Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

  1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
  2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
  3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
  4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
  5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
  6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
  7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.
  8. Zombie Matthew comes shambling up the driveway.
  9. Fourth daughter, Lady Denise
  10. A quiet evening of charades and twerking.
  11. A tour of Crawley, West Sussex.

Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

  1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
  2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
  3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
  4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
  5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
  6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
  7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.
  8. Zombie Matthew comes shambling up the driveway.
  9. Fourth daughter, Lady Denise
  10. A quiet evening of charades and twerking.
  11. A tour of Crawley, West Sussex
  12. The Dowager Countess trying to remember the name of that short story she read once, about living on Venus and the girl gets locked in a closet or something…

Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

  1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
  2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
  3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
  4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
  5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
  6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
  7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.
  8. Zombie Matthew comes shambling up the driveway.
  9. Fourth daughter, Lady Denise
  10. A quiet evening of charades and twerking.
  11. A tour of Crawley, West Sussex
  12. The Dowager Countess trying to remember the name of that short story she read once, about living on Venus and the girl gets locked in a closet or something…
  13. Lord Grantham sitting in his boxer shorts, eating a salami sandwich, listening to the Manchester United game on the radio.

New topic: Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  8. “2112” (Rush–and hey, Alvin’s version might be lower than Geddy’s! :D)

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  8. “2112” (Rush–and hey, Alvin’s version might be lower than Geddy’s! )
  9. “American Pie”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  8. “2112” (Rush–and hey, Alvin’s version might be lower than Geddy’s! )
  9. “American Pie”
  10. “Sympathy for the Devil”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  8. “2112” (Rush–and hey, Alvin’s version might be lower than Geddy’s! )
  9. “American Pie”
  10. “Sympathy for the Devil”
  11. “Highway to Hell”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  8. “2112” (Rush–and hey, Alvin’s version might be lower than Geddy’s! )
  9. “American Pie”
  10. “Sympathy for the Devil”
  11. “Highway to Hell”
  12. “You Shook Me All Night Long”

Songs You’d Like to Hear Done by Alvin and the Chipmunks

  1. “In the Court of the Crimson King”
  2. “In A Gadda Da Vida”
  3. “The Hallelujah Chorus”
  4. “Suite Judy Blue Eyes” (CSN)
  5. “New York, New York”
  6. “Memory” (CATS–Everyone else has covered it)
  7. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
  8. “2112” (Rush–and hey, Alvin’s version might be lower than Geddy’s! )
  9. “American Pie”
  10. “Sympathy for the Devil”
  11. “Highway to Hell”
  12. “You Shook Me All Night Long”
  13. “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw?” (Jimmy Buffett)

In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings.

  1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins)

In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings.

  1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins)
  2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic)

In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings.

  1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins)
  2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic)
  3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.)