Bakers Dozen

Unlikely headlines for 2014

  1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba
  2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent
  3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One!
  4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto.
  6. Tupac Alive!
  7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician.
  8. Sun goes supernova; destroys all life on Earth
  9. Phil Robertson to Wed Long-time Boyfriend
  10. Sen. Lindsey Graham Sued For Paternity

Unlikely headlines for 2014

  1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba
  2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent
  3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One!
  4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto.
  6. Tupac Alive!
  7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician.
  8. Sun goes supernova; destroys all life on Earth
  9. Phil Robertson to Wed Long-time Boyfriend
  10. Sen. Lindsey Graham Sued For Paternity
  11. Last dentist caves, finally …5 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum! (related SD column)

Unlikely headlines for 2014

  1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba
  2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent
  3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One!
  4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize
  5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto.
  6. Tupac Alive!
  7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician.
  8. Sun goes supernova; destroys all life on Earth
  9. Phil Robertson to Wed Long-time Boyfriend
  10. Sen. Lindsey Graham Sued For Paternity
  11. Last dentist caves, finally …5 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum! (related SD column)
  12. Richard Dawkins Converts to Catholicism and Joins a Monastery

Unlikely headlines for 2014

  1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba

  2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent

  3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One!

  4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize

  5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto.

  6. Tupac Alive!

  7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician.

  8. Sun goes supernova; destroys all life on Earth

  9. Phil Robertson to Wed Long-time Boyfriend

  10. Sen. Lindsey Graham Sued For Paternity

  11. Last dentist caves, finally …5 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum! (related SD column)

  12. Richard Dawkins Converts to Catholicism and Joins a Monastery

  13. Jenny McCarthy named spokeswoman for the AMA
    New! 13 Herbs and Spices

  14. Oregano

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary
  6. Garlic

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary
  6. Garlic
  7. Bay leaves

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary
  6. Garlic
  7. Bay leaves
  8. Cilantro

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary
  6. Garlic
  7. Bay leaves
  8. Cilantro
  9. Thyme

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary
  6. Garlic
  7. Bay leaves
  8. Cilantro
  9. Thyme
  10. Basil

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano
  2. Marjoram
  3. Chili powder
  4. paprika
  5. rosemary
  6. Garlic
  7. Bay leaves
  8. Cilantro
  9. Thyme
  10. Basil
  11. Cayenne pepper

(after jumping in with 2 entries and then reordering #s 5, 9, 12 and 13 and moving them to the end of the list)

13 Herbs and Spices

  1. Oregano

  2. Marjoram

  3. Chili powder

  4. paprika

  5. Garlic

  6. Bay leaves

  7. Cilantro

  8. Basil

  9. Cayenne pepper
    ***10. Parsley

  10. Sage

  11. Rosemary, and

  12. Thyme***
    New topic: (this may take a while)
    Defense / Military Technologies or Inventions From Which We As Common Civilians Benefit:

  13. GPS
    And, that’s an ironic juxtapositioning of Simon & Garfunkel and defense/military, dontcha think? :wink:

Defense / Military Technologies or Inventions From Which We As Common Civilians Benefit:

  1. GPS
  2. The Internets

Defense / Military Technologies or Inventions From Which We As Common Civilians Benefit:

  1. GPS
  2. The Internets
  3. Computers

Defense / Military Technologies or Inventions From Which We As Common Civilians Benefit:

  1. GPS
  2. The Internets
  3. Computers
  4. Radar Weather

Defense / Military Technologies or Inventions From Which We As Common Civilians Benefit:

  1. GPS
  2. The Internets
  3. Computers
  4. MicroWave Oven

Defense / Military Technologies or Inventions From Which We As Common Civilians Benefit:

  1. GPS
  2. The Internets
  3. Computers
  4. Radar Weather
  5. MicroWave Oven
  6. Cyanoacrylate (Super/Krazy Glue)