Bakers Dozen

Leaffan · January 16, 2014, 8:09pm

Childish things we said to one another as children.

I know you are, but what am I?
“Hey Beaver, ya wanna go down to Metzger’s Field and mess around?”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!”
Guess what? That’s what! (Chickenbutt!)
“I’m gonna TELLLLLL!”
“Did you get my letter? Guess I forgot to STAMP it.” (Cue stamping on their foot.)
“Make me!”
"Hi, old top. (Thwap head.) Glad to see you’re back from the front of the Army. (Thwap back, front, arm as appropriate.)
(Back and forth between my brother and I – stupid, but hey, we were kids) “Booooy!” “Giiirl!” “Squirrel!” “Milton Berle!” “Minnie Pearl!” (Shows our age, too)
“Give me a Norelco!” - You see, Norelco made hair driers (blowers), and this was our way of saying “blow me!” without teachers or parents knowing what we were talking about.

astorian · January 16, 2014, 8:09pm

Childish things we said to one another as children.

I know you are, but what am I?
“Hey Beaver, ya wanna go down to Metzger’s Field and mess around?”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!”
Guess what? That’s what! (Chickenbutt!)
“I’m gonna TELLLLLL!”
“Did you get my letter? Guess I forgot to STAMP it.” (Cue stamping on their foot.)
“Make me!”
"Hi, old top. (Thwap head.) Glad to see you’re back from the front of the Army. (Thwap back, front, arm as appropriate.)
(Back and forth between my brother and I – stupid, but hey, we were kids) “Booooy!” “Giiirl!” “Squirrel!” “Milton Berle!” “Minnie Pearl!” (Shows our age, too)
“I see London, I see France! I see ___'s underpants!”

Leaffan · January 16, 2014, 8:16pm

Childish things we said to one another as children.

I know you are, but what am I?
“Hey Beaver, ya wanna go down to Metzger’s Field and mess around?”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!”
Guess what? That’s what! (Chickenbutt!)
“I’m gonna TELLLLLL!”
“Did you get my letter? Guess I forgot to STAMP it.” (Cue stamping on their foot.)
“Make me!”
"Hi, old top. (Thwap head.) Glad to see you’re back from the front of the Army. (Thwap back, front, arm as appropriate.)
(Back and forth between my brother and I – stupid, but hey, we were kids) “Booooy!” “Giiirl!” “Squirrel!” “Milton Berle!” “Minnie Pearl!” (Shows our age, too)
“Give me a Norelco!” - You see, Norelco made hair driers (blowers), and this was our way of saying “blow me!” without teachers or parents knowing what we were talking about.
“I see London, I see France! I see ___'s underpants!”

Fixed that for you, astorian.

anyrose · January 16, 2014, 8:29pm

Childish things we said to one another as children.

I know you are, but what am I?
“Hey Beaver, ya wanna go down to Metzger’s Field and mess around?”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!”
Guess what? That’s what! (Chickenbutt!)
“I’m gonna TELLLLLL!”
“Did you get my letter? Guess I forgot to STAMP it.” (Cue stamping on their foot.)
“Make me!”
"Hi, old top. (Thwap head.) Glad to see you’re back from the front of the Army. (Thwap back, front, arm as appropriate.)
(Back and forth between my brother and I – stupid, but hey, we were kids) “Booooy!” “Giiirl!” “Squirrel!” “Milton Berle!” “Minnie Pearl!” (Shows our age, too)
“Give me a Norelco!” - You see, Norelco made hair driers (blowers), and this was our way of saying “blow me!” without teachers or parents knowing what we were talking about.
“I see London, I see France! I see ___'s underpants!”
When someone says that s/he loves an inanimate object, food, pet “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?”

Bellhorn · January 16, 2014, 8:37pm

Childish things we said to one another as children.

I know you are, but what am I?
“Hey Beaver, ya wanna go down to Metzger’s Field and mess around?”
“I’m rubber, you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!”
Guess what? That’s what! (Chickenbutt!)
“I’m gonna TELLLLLL!”
“Did you get my letter? Guess I forgot to STAMP it.” (Cue stamping on their foot.)
“Make me!”
"Hi, old top. (Thwap head.) Glad to see you’re back from the front of the Army. (Thwap back, front, arm as appropriate.)
(Back and forth between my brother and I – stupid, but hey, we were kids) “Booooy!” “Giiirl!” “Squirrel!” “Milton Berle!” “Minnie Pearl!” (Shows our age, too)
“Give me a Norelco!” - You see, Norelco made hair driers (blowers), and this was our way of saying “blow me!” without teachers or parents knowing what we were talking about.
“I see London, I see France! I see ___'s underpants!”
When someone says that s/he loves an inanimate object, food, pet “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?”
“But Ma, HE started it!” as your little brother bawls like a 3 year old. (and he’s almost 4.)