Bakers Dozen

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon

[Sampiro]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia

[Little_Nemo]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia
8. The Joker - Kuru

[Sampiro]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia
8. The Joker - Kuru
9. Luke Skywalker- crushed by falling debris from Death Star 2.0.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia
8. The Joker - Kuru
9. Luke Skywalker- crushed by falling debris from Death Star 2.0.
10. James T. Kirk - Syphilis-3

[notfrommensa]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia
8. The Joker - Kuru
9. Luke Skywalker- crushed by falling debris from Death Star 2.0.
10. James T. Kirk - Syphilis-3
11. Sheldon Cooper - Crushed by a poorly constructed barrel.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

I don’t get the barrel one.

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia
8. The Joker - Kuru
9. Luke Skywalker- crushed by falling debris from Death Star 2.0.
10. James T. Kirk - Syphilis-3
11. Sheldon Cooper - Crushed by a poorly constructed barrel.
12. John McClane - rancid eggnog

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

A cooper is a barrel-maker.

[Aji_de_Gallina]

Ironic ways a fictional character might die

1. Fox Mulder - Dying of lung cancer from 2nd Hand Smoke
2. Sookie Stackhouse - hemophilia
3. Hannibal Lecter - food poisoning
4. The Doctor - allergic reaction to thyme
5. Robert Ironside - Staph Infection from a Boil on his butt
6. Neo - gagged on a spoon
7. Frosty the Snowman- hypothermia
8. The Joker - Kuru
9. Luke Skywalker- crushed by falling debris from Death Star 2.0.
10. James T. Kirk - Syphilis-3
11. Sheldon Cooper - Crushed by a poorly constructed barrel.
12. John McClane - rancid eggnog
13. Batman - Histoplasmosis

New Topic
Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)

[anyrose]

that’s funny! (get it? humerus/humorous? I slay me)
Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone

[Sampiro]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum

Because it sounds like the given name of a 19th century Southern politician. “This is Senator Sternum Chambers and his lovely wife Urethra…”.

[notfrommensa]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)

[Bellhorn]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium

[Sampiro]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium
7. Femur

Because of all the bones in the human body, it most rhymes with Lemur.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium
7. Femur
8. Stirrup/stapes

The smallest: File:Stapes human ear.jpg - Wikipedia

[Little_Nemo]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium
7. Femur
8. Stirrup/stapes
9. Metatarsals

They’re like the Tarsals but more ironic.

[Sampiro]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium
7. Femur
8. Stirrup/stapes
9. Metatarsals
10. Patella

Sternum Chambers’ spinster sister.

[Infovore]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium
7. Femur
8. Stirrup/stapes
9. Metatarsals
10. Patella
11. Phalanges

[Bullitt]

Favourite Human Bone

1. Humerus (mine’s got 14 screws)
2. Collar bone
3. Sternum
4. The Penis (it’s sometimes called “A Boner”)
5. Coccyx
6. Cranium
7. Femur
8. Stirrup/stapes
9. Metatarsals
10. Patella
11. Phalanges
12. Ulna