Bakers Dozen

Stand Up Comedians

  1. Rich Hall
  2. Jimmy Carr
  3. George Carlin.
  4. Paula Poundstone
  5. Sam Kinison
  6. Steven Wright
  7. Louis CK
  8. Jim Gaffigan (Hhhhhhhot…Pockets!)
  9. Phyllis Diller
  10. Rodney Dangerfield
  11. Richard Pryor
  12. Bill Cosby
  13. Wanda Sykes

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”
  7. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.
  8. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins

Ninjas fixed. Please double-check yourselves, my friends.

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”
  7. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.
  8. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
  9. Klinton Spilsbury in Legend of the Lone Ranger

[quote=“Elendil_s_Heir, post:22531, topic:549173”]

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”
  7. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.
  8. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
  9. Klinton Spilsbury in Legend of the Lone Ranger
  10. Dana Carvey in “The Master of Disguise”

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”
  7. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.
  8. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
  9. Klinton Spilsbury in Legend of the Lone Ranger
  10. Dana Carvey in “The Master of Disguise”
  11. Halle Berry in “Catwoman”

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music
  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”
  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live
  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”
  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”
  7. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.
  8. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
  9. Klinton Spilsbury in Legend of the Lone Ranger
  10. Dana Carvey in “The Master of Disguise”
  11. Halle Berry in “Catwoman”
  12. Shelly Duvall in The Shining

Performances (acting, music, or other) that were panned

  1. Carrie Underwood in The Sound of Music

  2. Vanna White in Goddess of Love (1985)

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Conan the Barbarian”

  4. Ashlee Simpson on Saturday Night Live

  5. Tom Hanks in “Bonfire of the Vanities”

  6. Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood”

  7. Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III.

  8. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins

  9. Klinton Spilsbury in Legend of the Lone Ranger

  10. Dana Carvey in “The Master of Disguise”

  11. Halle Berry in “Catwoman”

  12. Shelly Duvall in The Shining

  13. Sylvester Stallone in… lots of things, but let’s say*** Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!***
    New: A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  14. Cleopatra Jones

New: A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft

A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft
  3. Scream Blacula Scream

A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft
  3. Scream Blacula Scream
  4. Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold

A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft
  3. Scream Blacula Scream
  4. Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
  5. Cotton Comes to Harlem

A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft
  3. Scream Blacula Scream
  4. Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
  5. Cotton Comes to Harlem
  6. Dolemite

A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft
  3. Scream Blacula Scream
  4. Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
  5. Cotton Comes to Harlem
  6. Dolemite
  7. Blackenstein

(One of my favorite lines from The Simpsons: Homer’s talking about the great movies “Blacula! Blackenstein! And The Blunchblack of Blotre Blame!”

A “Blaxploitation” Movie

  1. Cleopatra Jones
  2. Shaft
  3. Scream Blacula Scream
  4. Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold
  5. Cotton Comes to Harlem
  6. Dolemite
  7. Blackenstein
  8. Coffy