Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. Female: The auditions for Hair are down the hall.
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. Female: The auditions for Hair are down the hall.
Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you? Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery.
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall.
Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery.
Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira!
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall.
Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery.
Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira!
Male: No shirt, no service. Female: No shirt, no problem.
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall.
Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery.
Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira!
Male: No shirt, no service. Female: No shirt, no problem.
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender)
Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas…
Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat?
3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that.
Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey?
Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy.
Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy.
Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva!
Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh?
Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall.
Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery.
Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira!
Male: No shirt, no service. Female: No shirt, no problem.
Male: Hi, Ron. Female: Oh, is the Dopefest today?
Male: Going Fishing? Female: Smells Fishy
New Topics: Family Group Activities/Games for Thanksgiving Day that do not involve eating