Bakers Dozen

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas

Re: Post-Oscar movies (the first movie a performer made after winning an Oscar)…

Surprised nobody mentioned Michael Caine who missed his chance to go onstage in the mid-1980s when he won for Hannah and Her Sisters because he was too busy shooting Jaws 3-D. When asked later about the incongruity of missing his big moment on the stage, Caine supposedly quipped “I haven’t seen the movie and I hear it’s quite terrible. However, I have seen the house it paid for, and it is quite lovely.”

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas
  9. Grasshoppers

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas
  9. Grasshoppers
  10. boogers (((:eek:)))

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas
  9. Grasshoppers
  10. boogers (((:eek:)))
  11. Wintergreen Tic Tacs
    Edit: Ninja-ed by “boogers” :eek:

… and it don’t rain in Indianapolis…

Not a good place to be!

Fixing the numbers because, you know, he’s notfrommensa. :smiley:

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas
  9. Grasshoppers
  10. boogers (((:eek:)))
  11. Wintergreen Tic Tacs

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas
  9. Grasshoppers
  10. boogers (((:eek:)))
  11. Wintergreen Tic Tacs
  12. Grinning Smiley :smiley:

Little Green Things

  1. A blade of grass.
  2. Martians
  3. M&Ms
  4. African dwarf frogs.
  5. Apples
  6. Green stamps
  7. lime Skittles
  8. Le Soeur peas
  9. Grasshoppers
  10. boogers ((()))
  11. Wintergreen Tic Tacs
  12. Grinning Smiley
  13. Kermit-the-frog’s testicles (don’t ask me how I know that)

Famous celebrities with no apparent talent

  1. George Hamilton (tanning is not a talent, it’s a life style)

Famous celebrities with no apparent talent

  1. George Hamilton
  2. Every single Kardashian who ever existed

Famous celebrities with no apparent talent

  1. George Hamilton
  2. Every single Kardashian who ever existed
  3. Vanna White

Famous celebrities with no apparent talent

  1. George Hamilton
  2. Every single Kardashian who ever existed
  3. Vanna White
  4. Paris Hilton

Famous celebrities with no apparent talent

  1. George Hamilton
  2. Every single Kardashian who ever existed
  3. Vanna White
  4. Paris Hilton
  5. Zsa Zsa Gabor

As for Kermit’s testicles, reminds me of a riddle:

Q: What do you have when you’re holding two little green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit’s undivided attention!
:smiley:

Famous celebrities with no apparent talent

  1. George Hamilton
  2. Every single Kardashian who ever existed
  3. Vanna White
  4. Paris Hilton
  5. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  6. Andy Richter