Bakers Dozen

Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that):

  1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar
  2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear
  3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car
  4. I Love LA, Randy Newman
  5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?)
  6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl
  7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life
  8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear
  9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes
  10. Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie
  11. Neil Young: Long May You Run
  12. Michael Jackson: Ben

It’s a rat!

Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that):

  1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar
  2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear
  3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car
  4. I Love LA, Randy Newman
  5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?)
  6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl
  7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life
  8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear
  9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes
  10. Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie
  11. Neil Young: Long May You Run
  12. Michael Jackson: Ben
  13. “If You Could See Her” from*** Cabaret ***(Joel Grey was singing about a gorilla)

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots

New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots
  8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle

Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots
  8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle
  9. Blowflies

Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots
  8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle
  9. Blowflies
  10. Fire ants

Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots
  8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle
  9. Blowflies
  10. Fire ants
  11. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame

Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots
  8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle
  9. Blowflies
  10. Fire ants
  11. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
  12. Vermicious Knids

Animals That Could Probably Eat You

  1. Great white shark
  2. Bengal tiger
  3. Polar bear
  4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
  5. Lion
  6. Jeffrey Dahmer
  7. Maggots
  8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle
  9. Blowflies
  10. Fire ants
  11. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
  12. Vermicious Knids
  13. Flesh-eating virus

New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows

New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows
  2. Pigs

New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows
  2. Pigs
  3. the outside surfaces of a clean human

Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows
  2. Pigs
  3. the outside surfaces of a clean human
  4. Chicken

Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows
  2. Pigs
  3. the outside surfaces of a clean human
  4. Chicken
  5. Deer

Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows
  2. Pigs
  3. the outside surfaces of a clean human
  4. Chicken
  5. Deer
  6. Duck

Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good

  1. Cows
  2. Pigs
  3. the outside surfaces of a clean human
  4. Chicken
  5. Deer
  6. Duck
  7. Lamb