Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that):
- Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar
- The Beatles: Martha, My Dear
- Queen: I’m In Love With My Car
- I Love LA, Randy Newman
- Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?)
- Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl
- Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life
- Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear
- Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes
- Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie
- Neil Young: Long May You Run
- Michael Jackson: Ben
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Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that):
- Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar
- The Beatles: Martha, My Dear
- Queen: I’m In Love With My Car
- I Love LA, Randy Newman
- Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?)
- Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl
- Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life
- Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear
- Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes
- Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie
- Neil Young: Long May You Run
- Michael Jackson: Ben
- “If You Could See Her” from*** Cabaret ***(Joel Grey was singing about a gorilla)
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
- terrible wicked Whangdoodle
Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
- terrible wicked Whangdoodle
- Blowflies
anyrose
24194
Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
- terrible wicked Whangdoodle
- Blowflies
- Fire ants
Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
- terrible wicked Whangdoodle
- Blowflies
- Fire ants
- The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
- terrible wicked Whangdoodle
- Blowflies
- Fire ants
- The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
- Vermicious Knids
Animals That Could Probably Eat You
- Great white shark
- Bengal tiger
- Polar bear
- A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends)
- Lion
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- Maggots
- terrible wicked Whangdoodle
- Blowflies
- Fire ants
- The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
- Vermicious Knids
- Flesh-eating virus
New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
- Pigs
New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
- Pigs
- the outside surfaces of a clean human
anyrose
24200
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
- Pigs
- the outside surfaces of a clean human
- Chicken
Sampiro
24201
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
- Pigs
- the outside surfaces of a clean human
- Chicken
- Deer
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
- Pigs
- the outside surfaces of a clean human
- Chicken
- Deer
- Duck
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good
- Cows
- Pigs
- the outside surfaces of a clean human
- Chicken
- Deer
- Duck
- Lamb