Bakers Dozen

This was a repeat, so I’ll add:

  1. Obama was born in Kenya and isn’t eligible to serve as President.

Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible)

  1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him)

  2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM

  3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs

  4. Dick Assman.

  5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M
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  6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: http://youtu.be/gbFfXi4KMEU

  7. A film by Bob the dog (of course)

  8. Madonna’s foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking interview. (“Don’t f**k with me, Dave!”)

  9. Cher vs. Dave

  10. Warren Zevon revealing he had terminal cancer, telling crowd, “Enjoy every sandwich.” (if someone else can find a link, please share it)

  11. Jim Carrey does David Caruso: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSqkwyL1Zo

Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible)

  1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him)

  2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube

  3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube

  4. Dick Assman.

  5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube
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  6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube

  7. A film by Bob the dog (of course)

  8. Madonna’s foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking interview. (“Don’t f**k with me, Dave!”)

  9. Cher vs. Dave

  10. Warren Zevon revealing he had terminal cancer, telling crowd, “Enjoy every sandwich.” (if someone else can find a link, please share it)

  11. Jim Carrey does David Caruso: - YouTube

  12. Nastassia Kinski’s weird hairdo: Nastassja Kinski interview from 1982 (1 of 3) - YouTube

Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible)

  1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him)

  2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube

  3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube

  4. Dick Assman.

  5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube
    [/QUOTE]

  6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube

  7. A film by Bob the dog (of course)

  8. Madonna’s foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking interview. (“Don’t f**k with me, Dave!”)

  9. Cher vs. Dave

  10. Warren Zevon revealing he had terminal cancer, telling crowd, “Enjoy every sandwich.” (if someone else can find a link, please share it)

  11. Jim Carrey does David Caruso: - YouTube

  12. Nastassia Kinski’s weird hairdo: Nastassja Kinski interview from 1982 (1 of 3) - YouTube
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  13. Joaquin Phoenix clams up - YouTube

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles

You can make pickles at home. But they’re not going to taste any better than the ones you buy in a store.

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce

Still better than any other I’ve had.

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce

No way am I fermenting a barrel of fish at home.

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)
  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)
  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese
  8. Krispy Kreme Donuts

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)
  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese
  8. Krispy Kreme Donuts
  9. shwarma/doner/gyro meat

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)
  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese
  8. Krispy Kreme Donuts
  9. shwarma/doner/gyro meat
  10. Japanese instant dashi (excep extremely rarely)

Wouldn’t Krispy Kreme Donuts and shwarma/doner/gyro meat be examples of food you’d get at a restaurant? I don’t think most people would prefer the versions of these you’d buy at a store.

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)
  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese
  8. Krispy Kreme Donuts
  9. shwarma/doner/gyro meat
  10. Japanese instant dashi (excep extremely rarely)
  11. Energy drinks of any brand/flavor (has anyone ever made their own?)

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)
  2. pickles
  3. A-1 steak sauce
  4. Worcestershire Sauce
  5. Thomas’ English muffins
  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)
  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese
  8. Krispy Kreme Donuts
  9. shwarma/doner/gyro meat
  10. Japanese instant dashi (except extremely rarely)
  11. Energy drinks of any brand/flavor (has anyone ever made their own?)
  12. marshmallow Peeps

Mass-produced Foods As Good As or Better than Anything You’ve Had at Home, Friend’s House, or Restaurant

:: not things like some specific weird candy, unless you think it counts ::

  1. Hellman’s Mayonnaise (and I make mayo all the time)

  2. pickles

  3. A-1 steak sauce

  4. Worcestershire Sauce

  5. Thomas’ English muffins

  6. beer (a good microbrew is LIGHT YEARS ahead of 99% of homebrews)

  7. Kraft macaroni and cheese

  8. Krispy Kreme Donuts

  9. shwarma/doner/gyro meat

  10. Japanese instant dashi (except extremely rarely)

  11. Energy drinks of any brand/flavor (has anyone ever made their own?)

  12. marshmallow Peeps

  13. Figi’s fruitcakes (love 'em, love 'em, love 'em)
    New! Famous Fingers

  14. Badfinger

New! Famous Fingers

  1. Badfinger
  2. Rollie Fingers

Famous Fingers

  1. Badfinger
  2. Rollie Fingers
  3. Goldfinger

Famous Fingers

  1. Badfinger
  2. Rollie Fingers
  3. Goldfinger
  4. Tom Thumb

Famous Fingers

  1. Badfinger
  2. Rollie Fingers
  3. Goldfinger
  4. Tom Thumb
  5. Butterfinger