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“I like my men/women like I like my coffee …”

  1. “…hot, black and bitter.”
  2. “…warm and sweet.”
  3. “…smooth as cappuccino, with extra head.”
  4. “…mocha, sweet and often.”
  5. “…fact, cheap, and fresh.”
  6. “…redolent of civet feces.”
  7. “…no more than 20 delicious fluid ounces at a time.”
  8. “…sweet, frozen, and covered in whipped cream.”
  9. “…laid down on the counter of cheap hash house.”
  10. "… tied up in a burlap sack and thrown over the back of a burro by Juan Valdez
  11. “…ready for a latte lovin’.”
  12. “…with a shot of kahlua”
  13. “… fast and loose and ready to go!”
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)

Side note: holy shit were the coffee answers hilarious. :smiley:

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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
  8. The Red Wings - This year anyway. But it’s a long shot.
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
  8. The Red Wings - This year anyway. But it’s a long shot.
  9. Oklahoma City Thunder - it’d be great for the state of Oklahoma to win a championship
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
  8. The Red Wings - This year anyway. But it’s a long shot.
  9. Oklahoma City Thunder - it’d be great for the state of Oklahoma to win a championship
  10. None (trying to move along the topic, not trying to threadshit)
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
  8. The Red Wings - This year anyway. But it’s a long shot.
  9. Oklahoma City Thunder - it’d be great for the state of Oklahoma to win a championship
  10. None (trying to move along the topic, not trying to threadshit)
  11. Boston Bruins, just because this topic does need help moving on…
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
  8. The Red Wings - This year anyway. But it’s a long shot.
  9. Oklahoma City Thunder - it’d be great for the state of Oklahoma to win a championship
  10. None (trying to move along the topic, not trying to threadshit)
  11. Boston Bruins, just because this topic does need help moving on…
  12. The Cincinnati Reds - who cares for hockey and basketball?
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With the playoffs for basketball and hockey under way, who do you want to see succeed?

  1. San Jose Sharks
  2. San Antonio Spurs (but it’s not looking promising right now!)
  3. Utah Jazz (I’d like to see them SUCCEED in using the #4 pick on Julius Randle)
  4. Montreal Canadiens - not my team but a close friend and co-worker who was a superfan passed away in February and she’s watching from deluxe box seats now.
  5. Indianapolis Pacers
  6. New York Rangers (in honor of Eddie Giacomin and Brad Park and Jean Ratelle and Rod Gilbert and Vic Hadfield…)
  7. Golden State Warriors - long overdue!
  8. The Red Wings - This year anyway. But it’s a long shot.
  9. Oklahoma City Thunder - it’d be great for the state of Oklahoma to win a championship
  10. None (trying to move along the topic, not trying to threadshit)
  11. Boston Bruins, just because this topic does need help moving on…
  12. The Cincinnati Reds - who cares for hockey and basketball?
  13. Anaheim Angels - same here, and I’ve been wanting to start a new topic for awhile, which is:

New: Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
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New: Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
  2. Malala Yousafzai - Pakistani girl who stood against the Taliban, even though she was shot for it.
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New: Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
  2. Malala Yousafzai - Pakistani girl who stood against the Taliban, even though she was shot for it.
  3. Barach Obama - Scoff now. I think history is going to be very kind to our first black president.
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New: Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
  2. Malala Yousafzai - Pakistani girl who stood against the Taliban, even though she was shot for it.
  3. Barach Obama - Scoff now. I think history is going to be very kind to our first black president.
  4. Antoinette Tuff- an office worker at an Atlanta high school who talked a school shooter out of his gun before anybody was seriously hurt.
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New: Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
  2. Malala Yousafzai - Pakistani girl who stood against the Taliban, even though she was shot for it.
  3. Barach Obama - Scoff now. I think history is going to be very kind to our first black president.
  4. Antoinette Tuff- an office worker at an Atlanta high school who talked a school shooter out of his gun before anybody was seriously hurt.
  5. Angel Cordero and Charles Ramsey - Rescued Ariel Castro’s captives
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]New: Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
  2. Malala Yousafzai - Pakistani girl who stood against the Taliban, even though she was shot for it.
  3. Barach Obama - Scoff now. I think history is going to be very kind to our first black president.
  4. Antoinette Tuff- an office worker at an Atlanta high school who talked a school shooter out of his gun before anybody was seriously hurt.
  5. Angel Cordero and Charles Ramsey - Rescued Ariel Castro’s captives
  6. Elliott Prior-a four-year-old who yelled at a terrorist (who’d just shot his mother) and demanded that his family be allowed to leave the Kenyan mall at which the terrorist attack was taking place-and saved his family’s life.
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Name a hero (any nationality) from the 21st century.

  1. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger, III - “Miracle on the Hudson” pilot.
  2. Malala Yousafzai - Pakistani girl who stood against the Taliban, even though she was shot for it.
  3. Barack Obama - Scoff now. I think history is going to be very kind to our first black president.
  4. Antoinette Tuff- an office worker at an Atlanta high school who talked a school shooter out of his gun before anybody was seriously hurt.
  5. Angel Cordero and Charles Ramsey - Rescued Ariel Castro’s captives
  6. Elliott Prior-a four-year-old who yelled at a terrorist (who’d just shot his mother) and demanded that his family be allowed to leave the Kenyan mall at which the terrorist attack was taking place-and saved his family’s life.
  7. Andy Peat - human shield.

Warrant Officer Andy Peat, a Scottish explosives expert with the Royal Logistical Corps, was working with a special forces unit of the Danish army in Afghanistan in January when a bomb went off, seriously wounding one of the soldiers. WO Peat, 39, disarmed a second bomb, but after a medical team arrived, noticed another, right in the path of stretcher-bearers. Realising that it could detonate at any moment, killing or maiming everyone in the group, he lay across it as a human shield until the evacuation party had left. In August, WO Peat was awarded Denmark’s Anders Lassen prize – given in memory of the country’s greatest WW2 hero. Aware that the Danish soldier had died, Andy donated his prize – over £3,000 – to his widow and children.