Bakers Dozen

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)

[there’s no big flaming eyeball in the original novel]

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Little Sheba (Come Back Little Sheba [if a dog can be a character])

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Little Sheba (Come Back Little Sheba [if a dog can be a character])
  9. Cheers (Vera Peterson)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Columbo - Mrs. Columbo

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Little Sheba (Come Back Little Sheba [if a dog can be a character])
  9. Cheers (Vera Peterson)
  10. Columbo (Mrs. Columbo)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Little Sheba (Come Back Little Sheba [if a dog can be a character])
  9. Cheers (Vera Peterson)
  10. Columbo (Mrs. Columbo)
  11. Rhoda (Carlton, the doorman)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Little Sheba (Come Back Little Sheba [if a dog can be a character])
  9. Cheers (Vera Peterson)
  10. Columbo (Mrs. Columbo)
  11. Rhoda (Carlton, the doorman)
  12. Charlie’s Angels (Charlie)

Stories in Which a Character is Continually Mentioned But Never Appears

  1. The Big Sleep (Rusty Regan)
  2. The Lord of the Rings (Sauron)
  3. The Maltese Falcon (Miles Archer)
  4. Waiting for Guffman (Guffman)
  5. The Big Lebowski (Cynthia)
  6. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! (The Great Pumpkin)
  7. Waiting for Godot (Godot)
  8. Little Sheba (Come Back Little Sheba [if a dog can be a character])
  9. Cheers (Vera Peterson)
  10. Columbo (Mrs. Columbo)
  11. Rhoda (Carlton, the doorman)
  12. Charlie’s Angels (Charlie)
  13. 200 Cigarettes (Elvis Costello)

He makes a cameo over the closing credits, but none of the main characters who have been waiting/looking for him the whole film ever see him.

Next: People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)

People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
  2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)

People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
  2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
  3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)

People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
  2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
  3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
  4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)

People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
  2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
  3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
  4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
  5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)

People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
  2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
  3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
  4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
  5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
  6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)

People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

  1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
  2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
  3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
  4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
  5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
  6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
  7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)