Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:
Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:
Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:
Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
James “Biggles” Bigglesworth, hero of countless kiddie stories in England
Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:
Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
James “Biggles” Bigglesworth, hero of countless kiddie stories in England
Clancy Bouvier (Marge Simpson’s father, revealed to have been an airplane steward in the episode “Fear of Flying”)
Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:
Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
James “Biggles” Bigglesworth, hero of countless kiddie stories in England
Clancy Bouvier (Marge Simpson’s father, revealed to have been an airplane steward in the episode “Fear of Flying”)
Han Solo
Next: People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Florence Foster Jenkins (born Narcissa Florence Foster;[a] July 19, 1868 – November 26, 1944) was an American socialite and amateur soprano who became known, and mocked, for her flamboyant performance costumes and notably poor singing ability. Stephen Pile ranked her "the world's worst opera singer ... No one, before or since, has succeeded in liberating themselves quite so completely from the shackles of musical notation."
Despite – or perhaps because of – her technical incompetence, she bec...
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
He was actually a decent defensive shortstop, as evidenced by his eight-season MLB career, but when your name and career batting average (.200, the “Mendoza Line”) become the nickname for the threshold of terrible hitting, that pretty much sums up “famously horrible.”
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
Bob Uecker, baseball player
In 1967, despite playing only 59 games, he led the league in passed balls and is still on the top 10 list for most passed balls in a season. But to be fair, at least a partial explanation is that he spent a good deal of the season catching knuckleballer Phil Niekro.
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
Bob Uecker, baseball player
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general
Fairly skilled as a politician, though, which is why he kept getting back into power despite losing so many battles.
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
Bob Uecker, baseball player
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general
Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
Bob Uecker, baseball player
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general
Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator
Amanda McKittrick Ros, author of “Irene Iddesleigh ,” called “the worst novel ever written”
People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation
Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
Ed Wood (movie “director”)
Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
Mario Mendoza, baseball player
Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
Bob Uecker, baseball player
Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general
Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator
Amanda McKittrick Ros, author of “Irene Iddesleigh ,” called “the worst novel ever written”
Alexis “Magic Alex” Mardas, inventor/electronics specialist for the Beatles
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