Bakers Dozen

Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:

  1. Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
  2. Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
  3. Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
  4. Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
  5. Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
  6. Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
  7. Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
  8. Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
  9. Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)

Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:

  1. Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
  2. Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
  3. Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
  4. Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
  5. Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
  6. Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
  7. Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
  8. Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
  9. Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
  10. Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)

Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:

  1. Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
  2. Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
  3. Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
  4. Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
  5. Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
  6. Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
  7. Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
  8. Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
  9. Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
  10. Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
  11. James “Biggles” Bigglesworth, hero of countless kiddie stories in England

Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:

  1. Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
  2. Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
  3. Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
  4. Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
  5. Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
  6. Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
  7. Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
  8. Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
  9. Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
  10. Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
  11. James “Biggles” Bigglesworth, hero of countless kiddie stories in England
  12. Clancy Bouvier (Marge Simpson’s father, revealed to have been an airplane steward in the episode “Fear of Flying”)

Fictional Pilots/Flight Attendants:

  1. Peggy Wayne, in Peggy Wayne, Sky Girl, by Betty Baxter Anderson (Who winds up doing both.)
  2. Roger Murdock, your co-pilot, by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Airplane!)
  3. Flight Attendant Elaine Dickinson (Airplane!)
  4. Nancy Pryor, Chief Stewardess (Airport 1975)
  5. Captain Clarence Oveur (Airplane!)
  6. Glen Quagmire (at least he used to be) (Family Guy)
  7. Jackie Brown (Jackie Brown)
  8. Jock Lindsey (and his pet snake Reggie) (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
  9. Pres. Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day)
  10. Mitchell Gant (Firefox and its sequels)
  11. James “Biggles” Bigglesworth, hero of countless kiddie stories in England
  12. Clancy Bouvier (Marge Simpson’s father, revealed to have been an airplane steward in the episode “Fear of Flying”)
  13. Han Solo

Next: People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player

He was actually a decent defensive shortstop, as evidenced by his eight-season MLB career, but when your name and career batting average (.200, the “Mendoza Line”) become the nickname for the threshold of terrible hitting, that pretty much sums up “famously horrible.”

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
  8. Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
  8. Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
  8. Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
  9. Bob Uecker, baseball player
    In 1967, despite playing only 59 games, he led the league in passed balls and is still on the top 10 list for most passed balls in a season. But to be fair, at least a partial explanation is that he spent a good deal of the season catching knuckleballer Phil Niekro.

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
  8. Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
  9. Bob Uecker, baseball player
  10. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general

Fairly skilled as a politician, though, which is why he kept getting back into power despite losing so many battles.

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
  8. Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
  9. Bob Uecker, baseball player
  10. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general
  11. Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer
  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)
  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)
  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain
  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player
  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room
  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain
  8. Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)
  9. Bob Uecker, baseball player
  10. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general
  11. Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator
  12. Amanda McKittrick Ros, author of “Irene Iddesleigh,” called “the worst novel ever written”

People who were famously horrible at their job/occupation

  1. Florence Foster Jenkins, opera singer

  2. Michael D. Brown, director of FEMA 2003-2005 (infamous for mis-handling the Hurricane Katrina disaster)

  3. Ed Wood (movie “director”)

  4. Joseph Hazelwood, oil tanker captain

  5. Mario Mendoza, baseball player

  6. Tommy Wiseau, screenwriter/director/star of The Room

  7. Francesco Schettino, cruise ship captain

  8. Brian Collins (the “Boom goes the dynamite!” guy)

  9. Bob Uecker, baseball player

  10. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, general

  11. Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan, aviator

  12. Amanda McKittrick Ros, author of “Irene Iddesleigh,” called “the worst novel ever written”

  13. Alexis “Magic Alex” Mardas, inventor/electronics specialist for the Beatles

Old-School Nickelodeon Shows

  1. Standby Lights Camera Action

Old-School Nickelodeon Shows

  1. Standby Lights Camera Action
  2. You Can’t Do That on Television

Old-School Nickelodeon Shows

  1. Standby Lights Camera Action
  2. You Can’t Do That on Television
  3. Doug