Bakers Dozen

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. My favorite HBO shows return (Game of Thrones and Veep)

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. Women’s nipples spring forth in visible outline

(I was going to say asparagus but changed my mind.)

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. My favorite HBO shows return
  8. Women’s nipples spring forth in visible outline
  9. My gas bill goes down

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. My favorite HBO shows return
  8. Women’s nipples spring forth in visible outline
  9. My gas bill goes down
  10. Flea markets reopen

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. My favorite HBO shows return
  8. Women’s nipples spring forth in visible outline
  9. My gas bill goes down
  10. Flea markets reopen
  11. Firing up the grill for the first time

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. My favorite HBO shows return
  8. Women’s nipples spring forth in visible outline
  9. My gas bill goes down
  10. Flea markets reopen
  11. Firing up the grill for the first time
  12. Newborn animals

Greatest thing about the arrival of spring

  1. Songbirds in the morning
  2. The scent of a freshly mowed lawn
  3. Shedding of the heavy clothing.
  4. Warm weather
  5. Longer days
  6. Baseball season
  7. My favorite HBO shows return
  8. Women’s nipples spring forth in visible outline
  9. My gas bill goes down
  10. Flea markets reopen
  11. Firing up the grill for the first time
  12. Newborn animals
  13. ICE CREAM MAN!!!

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June

Probably just a “spring in Utah” thing. :frowning:

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)
  8. Madame P. gets the gardening itch; I don’t

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)
  8. Madame P. gets the gardening itch; I don’t
  9. Winter is only 270 days away

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)
  8. Madame P. gets the gardening itch; I don’t
  9. Winter is only 270 days away
  10. Bloody pollen covering everything

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)
  8. Madame P. gets the gardening itch; I don’t
  9. Winter is only 270 days away
  10. Bloody pollen covering everything
  11. No longer able to feel smugly superior to snow-bound folk. :wink:

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)
  8. Madame P. gets the gardening itch; I don’t
  9. Winter is only 270 days away
  10. Bloody pollen covering everything
  11. No longer able to feel smugly superior to snow-bound folk.
  12. People driving down the country roads too fast with their radios blaring

Worst things about the arrival of Spring

  1. Allergies
  2. Bugs, ticks arrive
  3. Rain
  4. People mowing lawns early in the morning
  5. taking bets as to whether the last snowfall will be in May or June
  6. All the blindingly white legs in short pants
  7. Higher electric bills (due to A.C.)
  8. Madame P. gets the gardening itch; I don’t
  9. Winter is only 270 days away
  10. Bloody pollen covering everything
  11. No longer able to feel smugly superior to snow-bound folk.
  12. People driving down the country roads too fast with their radios blaring
  13. I can no longer tell son it’s too cold to go out and play with him!

New topic: (Real) Books of the Bible You’re Pretty Sure NOBODY Has Ever Read

  1. Zephaniah

(Real) Books of the Bible You’re Pretty Sure NOBODY Has Ever Read

  1. Zephaniah
  2. Tobit

A very strange story not considered canonical by Protestants but it’s in the Catholic and Orthodox Bibles.