Bakers Dozen

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account
  8. My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account
  8. My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
  9. My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account
  8. My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
  9. My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
  10. My various unfinished writing projects

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account
  8. My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
  9. My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
  10. My various unfinished writing projects
  11. The public swimming pool. “Dammit, kids, stop pissing in me!”

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account
  8. My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
  9. My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
  10. My various unfinished writing projects
  11. The public swimming pool. “Dammit, kids, stop pissing in me!”
  12. My underwear.

Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:

  1. My toilet
  2. My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
  3. My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
  4. My office chair
  5. Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
  6. The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
  7. My bank account
  8. My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
  9. My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
  10. My various unfinished writing projects
  11. The public swimming pool. “Dammit, kids, stop pissing in me!”
  12. My underwear.
  13. The weather

New: Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre

]Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
  8. Jimmy Cagney in **Yankee Doodle Dandy
    **

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
  8. Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. Rosemary’s Baby

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
  8. Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. Rosemary’s Baby
  10. Bruce Dern in Silent Running

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
  8. Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. Rosemary’s Baby
  10. Bruce Dern in Silent Running
  11. Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
  8. Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. Rosemary’s Baby
  10. Bruce Dern in Silent Running
  11. Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
  12. Philip Bajer Hall as Richard Nixon in Secret Honor

Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene

  1. The Big Lebowski
  2. My Dinner With Andre
  3. Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
  4. Ryan Reynolds in Buried
  5. Groundhog Day
  6. Gravity
  7. James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
  8. Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
  9. Rosemary’s Baby
  10. Bruce Dern in Silent Running
  11. Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
  12. Philip Bajer Hall as Richard Nixon in Secret Honor
  13. Kind Hearts and Coronets

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