Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
- My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
- My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
- My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
- My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
- My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
- My various unfinished writing projects
JohnT
27329
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
- My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
- My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
- My various unfinished writing projects
- The public swimming pool. “Dammit, kids, stop pissing in me!”
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
- My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
- My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
- My various unfinished writing projects
- The public swimming pool. “Dammit, kids, stop pissing in me!”
- My underwear.
Nonsuch
27331
Things for which you’re glad they can’t talk:
- My toilet
- My cat Ed- He’s 15 and was my bachelor cat. My wife and I have been together 10 years.
- My car. If it could nag me out loud to get its tires rotated, I think I’d be taking the bus today.
- My office chair
- Pizzas (it would be hard to eat them if they were screaming as I chewed.)
- The grass of my lawn (I suspect it would object as I mowed it).
- My bank account
- My Fridge (You’re drinking another beer?)
- My cat. She’s noisy enough as it is.
- My various unfinished writing projects
- The public swimming pool. “Dammit, kids, stop pissing in me!”
- My underwear.
- The weather
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- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
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- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
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Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
- Groundhog Day
- Gravity
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Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
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Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
- Groundhog Day
- Gravity
- James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
- Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
- Rosemary’s Baby
Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
- Groundhog Day
- Gravity
- James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
- Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
- Rosemary’s Baby
- Bruce Dern in Silent Running
Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
- Groundhog Day
- Gravity
- James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
- Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
- Rosemary’s Baby
- Bruce Dern in Silent Running
- Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
- Groundhog Day
- Gravity
- James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
- Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
- Rosemary’s Baby
- Bruce Dern in Silent Running
- Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
- Philip Bajer Hall as Richard Nixon in Secret Honor
Movies in which the main character appears in every single scene
- The Big Lebowski
- My Dinner With Andre
- Laurence Olivier in “Sleuth.”
- Ryan Reynolds in Buried
- Groundhog Day
- Gravity
- James Whitmore in Give 'em Hell, Harry
- Jimmy Cagney in Yankee Doodle Dandy
- Rosemary’s Baby
- Bruce Dern in Silent Running
- Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow
- Philip Bajer Hall as Richard Nixon in Secret Honor
- Kind Hearts and Coronets
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