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Things that, when said, almost always mean exactly the opposite.

  1. With all due respect…
  2. I’m not racist, but…
  3. I don’t mean to pry …
  4. I’m from the government, I’m here to help.
  5. It’s not the money, it’s the principle!
  6. Yeah, right.
  7. Give me a call next week, we’ll do something.
  8. Bless your heart.
  9. Have a nice day!
  10. Literally
  11. Let’s have lunch.
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Things that, when said, almost always mean exactly the opposite.

  1. With all due respect…
  2. I’m not racist, but…
  3. I don’t mean to pry …
  4. I’m from the government, I’m here to help.
  5. It’s not the money, it’s the principle!
  6. Yeah, right.
  7. Give me a call next week, we’ll do something.
  8. Bless your heart.
  9. Have a nice day!
  10. Literally
  11. Let’s have lunch.
  12. I’m not into [interpersonal] drama.

The ultimate canard of female dating profiles everywhere.

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Things that, when said, almost always mean exactly the opposite.

  1. With all due respect…
  2. I’m not racist, but…
  3. I don’t mean to pry …
  4. I’m from the government, I’m here to help.
  5. It’s not the money, it’s the principle!
  6. Yeah, right.
  7. Give me a call next week, we’ll do something.
  8. Bless your heart.
  9. Have a nice day!
  10. Literally
  11. Let’s have lunch.
  12. I’m not into [interpersonal] drama.
  13. Stay as long as you want!

New: Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
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New: Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
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New: Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
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New: Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune

From the TV series Lou Grant

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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper
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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper
  8. The New York Inquirer

Owned and operated by Charles Foster Kane

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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper
  8. The New York Inquirer
  9. The Bloom Picayune

Also known as the Bloom Beacon

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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper
  8. The New York Inquirer
  9. The Bloom Picayune
  10. The Daily Beagle (Wallis & Gromit)

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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper
  8. The New York Inquirer
  9. The Bloom Picayune
  10. The Daily Beagle (Wallis & Gromit)
  11. The Daily Prophet (Harry Potter series)
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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)
  2. The Springfield Shopper
  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)
  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)
  5. The Los Angeles Tribune
  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer
  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper
  8. The New York Inquirer
  9. The Bloom Picayune
  10. The Daily Beagle (Wallis & Gromit)
  11. The Daily Prophet (Harry Potter series)
  12. The Daily Granite (The Flintstones)
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Fictional Newspapers

  1. The Daily Planet (Metropolis)

  2. The Springfield Shopper

  3. The Daily Bugle (New York City)

  4. The Summerfield Sum-It-Up (Summerfield High School, in Marcia Martin’s Donna Parker novels)

  5. The Los Angeles Tribune

  6. The Ankh-Morpork Inquirer

  7. The Hartford Current, America’s Oldest Newspaper

  8. The New York Inquirer

  9. The Bloom Picayune

  10. The Daily Beagle (Wallis & Gromit)

  11. The Daily Prophet (Harry Potter series)

  12. The Daily Granite (The Flintstones)

  13. The Fort Mudge Most (Pogo)
    Next: Demises of Disney/Pixar Characters

  14. Skar, ripped apart and eaten by hyenas, The Lion King

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Next: Demises of Disney/Pixar Characters

  1. Skar, ripped apart and eaten by hyenas, The Lion King
  2. Bambi’s Mom - shot, killed, and (presumably) eaten.
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Next: Demises of Disney/Pixar Characters

  1. Skar, ripped apart and eaten by hyenas, The Lion King
  2. Bambi’s Mom - shot, killed, and (presumably) eaten.
  3. Hopper, eaten by a bird, A Bug’s Life
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Next: Demises of Disney/Pixar Characters

  1. Skar, ripped apart and eaten by hyenas, The Lion King
  2. Bambi’s Mom - shot, killed, and (presumably) eaten.
  3. Hopper, eaten by a bird, A Bug’s Life
  4. Old Yeller, shot to death due to rabies infection.
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Next: Demises of Disney/Pixar Characters

  1. Skar, ripped apart and eaten by hyenas, The Lion King
  2. Bambi’s Mom - shot, killed, and (presumably) eaten.
  3. Hopper, eaten by a bird, A Bug’s Life
  4. Gaston - fall from the Beast’s castle tower (Beauty and the Beast)

No one drinks like Gaston,
No one fights like Gaston
No one falls off a tower and dies like Gaston!

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Demises of Disney/Pixar Characters

  1. Skar, ripped apart and eaten by hyenas, The Lion King
  2. Bambi’s Mom - shot, killed, and (presumably) eaten.
  3. Hopper, eaten by a bird, A Bug’s Life
  4. Gaston - fall from the Beast’s castle tower (Beauty and the Beast)
  5. Shan Yu, blown up by fireworks, Mulan

Presumably he was not eaten afterwards.