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Biblical Pickup Lines

1: “Thou surely must be jelly. Verily, jam shaketh not like that.”
2. “What tribe are you?”
3. “Your tent or mine?”
4. “Nonsense, Mary - of course I’ll still respect you.”
5. “Wanna go for a moonlight ride on my new camel?”
6. (David, to Bathsheba) “Hey, isn’t your husband leaving for the front lines soon?”
7. “If I can make the Red Sea part, surely I can make your legs do the same, woman!”
8. “Wanna go down to the oasis and break some commandments?”
9 “Hey honey, wanna see my rod and my staff?”
10. “Come to my tent and save me from the sin of Onan!”
11. “It’s only a sin if you LIE with me- so, technically, it’s okay if we’re both still STANDING, right?”

Biblical Pickup Lines

1: “Thou surely must be jelly. Verily, jam shaketh not like that.”
2. “What tribe are you?”
3. “Your tent or mine?”
4. “Nonsense, Mary - of course I’ll still respect you.”
5. “Wanna go for a moonlight ride on my new camel?”
6. (David, to Bathsheba) “Hey, isn’t your husband leaving for the front lines soon?”
7. “If I can make the Red Sea part, surely I can make your legs do the same, woman!”
8. “Wanna go down to the oasis and break some commandments?”
9 “Hey honey, wanna see my rod and my staff?”
10. “Come to my tent and save me from the sin of Onan!”
11. “It’s only a sin if you LIE with me- so, technically, it’s okay if we’re both still STANDING, right?”
12. If I merely have you without coveting you, then technically, Moses can’t complain. Let’s go for it.

Biblical Pickup Lines

1: “Thou surely must be jelly. Verily, jam shaketh not like that.”
2. “What tribe are you?”
3. “Your tent or mine?”
4. “Nonsense, Mary - of course I’ll still respect you.”
5. “Wanna go for a moonlight ride on my new camel?”
6. (David, to Bathsheba) “Hey, isn’t your husband leaving for the front lines soon?”
7. “If I can make the Red Sea part, surely I can make your legs do the same, woman!”
8. “Wanna go down to the oasis and break some commandments?”
9 “Hey honey, wanna see my rod and my staff?”
10. “Come to my tent and save me from the sin of Onan!”
11. “It’s only a sin if you LIE with me- so, technically, it’s okay if we’re both still STANDING, right?”
12. If I merely have you without coveting you, then technically, Moses can’t complain. Let’s go for it.
13. “Beholdeth my rod and staff!”

New Topic:

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi

Regards,
Shodan

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại

Mom is Vietnamese. Her mom is “bà ngoại.”

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny

My grandfathers’ names were Bert and Ernie.

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps
  9. Papa

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps
  9. Papa
  10. Pop-pop (at least in the Bluth family)

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps
  9. Papa
  10. PawPaw/GrandPop/PopPop/Vati/Muti
    (I couldn’t see filling all the remaining slots, not fair; BTW have YOU found Momo?)

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps
  9. Papa
  10. PawPaw/GrandPop/PopPop/Vati/Muti
  11. Bubbie

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps
  9. Papa
  10. Pop-pop
  11. PawPaw/GrandPop/PopPop/Vati/Muti
  12. Bubbie

Names for your grandparents (both or single):

  1. Me-maw
  2. Nana
  3. Grandma
  4. Mo-mo
  5. Großi
  6. bà ngoại
  7. Granny
  8. Gramps
  9. Papa
  10. Pop-pop
  11. PawPaw/GrandPop/PopPop/Vati/Muti
  12. Bubbie
  13. Zaideh

Albums that have no title track, but the title appears in the lyrics of one of the songs:

  1. Pocket Full of Kryptonite - Spin Doctors (the line is in “Jimmy Olsen’s Blues”

Albums that have no title track, but the title appears in the lyrics of one of the songs:

  1. Pocket Full of Kryptonite - Spin Doctors (the line is in “Jimmy Olsen’s Blues”)
  2. Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd (the line is in “Brain Damage”)

Albums that have no title track, but the title appears in the lyrics of one of the songs:

  1. Pocket Full of Kryptonite - Spin Doctors (the line is in “Jimmy Olsen’s Blues”)
  2. Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd (the line is in “Brain Damage”)
  3. Making Movies - Dire Straits (the line is in “Skateaway”)

Albums that have no title track, but the title appears in the lyrics of one of the songs:

  1. Pocket Full of Kryptonite - Spin Doctors (the line is in “Jimmy Olsen’s Blues”)
  2. Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd (the line is in “Brain Damage”)
  3. Making Movies - Dire Straits (the line is in “Skateaway”)
  4. Images and Words - Dream Theater (the line is in “Wait for Sleep”)

Awfully similar. I’ll substitute:

  1. “I taught Sodom and Gomorrah everything they know, baby, and I can teach you, too!”