1: “Thou surely must be jelly. Verily, jam shaketh not like that.”
2. “What tribe are you?”
3. “Your tent or mine?”
4. “Nonsense, Mary - of course I’ll still respect you.”
5. “Wanna go for a moonlight ride on my new camel?”
6. (David, to Bathsheba) “Hey, isn’t your husband leaving for the front lines soon?”
7. “If I can make the Red Sea part, surely I can make your legs do the same, woman!”
8. “Wanna go down to the oasis and break some commandments?”
9 “Hey honey, wanna see my rod and my staff?”
10. “Come to my tent and save me from the sin of Onan!”
11. “It’s only a sin if you LIE with me- so, technically, it’s okay if we’re both still STANDING, right?”
1: “Thou surely must be jelly. Verily, jam shaketh not like that.”
2. “What tribe are you?”
3. “Your tent or mine?”
4. “Nonsense, Mary - of course I’ll still respect you.”
5. “Wanna go for a moonlight ride on my new camel?”
6. (David, to Bathsheba) “Hey, isn’t your husband leaving for the front lines soon?”
7. “If I can make the Red Sea part, surely I can make your legs do the same, woman!”
8. “Wanna go down to the oasis and break some commandments?”
9 “Hey honey, wanna see my rod and my staff?”
10. “Come to my tent and save me from the sin of Onan!”
11. “It’s only a sin if you LIE with me- so, technically, it’s okay if we’re both still STANDING, right?”
12. If I merely have you without coveting you, then technically, Moses can’t complain. Let’s go for it.
1: “Thou surely must be jelly. Verily, jam shaketh not like that.”
2. “What tribe are you?”
3. “Your tent or mine?”
4. “Nonsense, Mary - of course I’ll still respect you.”
5. “Wanna go for a moonlight ride on my new camel?”
6. (David, to Bathsheba) “Hey, isn’t your husband leaving for the front lines soon?”
7. “If I can make the Red Sea part, surely I can make your legs do the same, woman!”
8. “Wanna go down to the oasis and break some commandments?”
9 “Hey honey, wanna see my rod and my staff?”
10. “Come to my tent and save me from the sin of Onan!”
11. “It’s only a sin if you LIE with me- so, technically, it’s okay if we’re both still STANDING, right?”
12. If I merely have you without coveting you, then technically, Moses can’t complain. Let’s go for it.
13. “Beholdeth my rod and staff!”