Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Events at the celebration of Elendil’s Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Sean Bean dies.
Michelle Rodriguez dies
Orson Bean arrives and raises Sean and Michelle from the dead, and tells them to go, and sin no more.
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Sean Bean dies.
Michelle Rodriguez dies
A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle.
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Sean Bean dies.
Michelle Rodriguez dies
A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle.
The whole party does, in fact, simply walk into Mordor.
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Sean Bean dies.
Michelle Rodriguez dies
Orson Bean arrives and raises Sean and Michelle from the dead, and tells them to go, and sin no more.
A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle.
The whole party does, in fact, simply walk into Mordor.
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday.
Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln.
The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair
Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!”
A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included.
Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki.
Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!”
Sean Bean dies.
Michelle Rodriguez dies
Orson Bean arrives and raises Sean and Michelle from the dead, and tells them to go, and sin no more.
A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle.
The whole party does, in fact, simply walk into Mordor.
The sword that was broken is made better.
All the above, but the party takes forever to end.