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Things you’ll bet the mortgage on (sure bets)

  1. That the sun rose yesterday
  2. That the next president of the US will be either a Republican or Democrat
  3. The team that scores the most points in next year’s Super Bowl will win.
  4. The Avengers: Rise of Ultron will do very well at the box office its debut weekend.
  5. Thanksgiving will fall on a Thursday next year.
  6. That comic book character who died will come back to life.
  7. The Pope will not convert to Judaism.
  8. Rosie O’Donnell will not be elected Miss Universe.
  9. Bears will continue to s#!t in the woods.
  10. Someone will be Pitted in the next month
  11. Someday soon, while driving on the freeway, I’ll get stuck behind some jerk driving 45mph in the fast lane.
  12. At least one of my cats will hork up something in the house this week.
  13. The Kentucky Derby will be won by a 3 year old horse.

New topic: Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
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New topic: Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
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Angelina Jolie is my guess.

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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
  8. My Other Ride is The TARDIS/Serenity/The Enterprise etc etc etc
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
  8. My Other Ride is The TARDIS/Serenity/The Enterprise etc etc etc
  9. Copyright Infringement Calvin™ urinating on a corporate or sports team logo
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
  8. My Other Ride is The TARDIS/Serenity/The Enterprise etc etc etc
  9. Copyright Infringement Calvin™ urinating on a corporate or sports team logo
  10. Two sports team logos surrounding the phrase “A House Divided”.
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
  8. My Other Ride is The TARDIS/Serenity/The Enterprise etc etc etc
  9. Copyright Infringement Calvin™ urinating on a corporate or sports team logo
  10. Two sports team logos surrounding the phrase “A House Divided”.
  11. Beam Me Up, Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
  8. My Other Ride is The TARDIS/Serenity/The Enterprise etc etc etc
  9. Copyright Infringement Calvin™ urinating on a corporate or sports team logo
  10. Two sports team logos surrounding the phrase “A House Divided”.
  11. Beam Me Up, Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.
  12. Professional driver – do not attempt.
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Common Bumper Stickers

  1. “My child is an honor student at _____ School.”
  2. ><> (Jesus fish)
  3. “COEXIST” (made up of religious symbols)
  4. Visualize World Peace (or Whirled Peas)
  5. Candidate/Running Mate Date of Election
  6. “Don’t Blame Me- I Voted for (Romney/Gore/McGovern/Other Losing Candidate)”
  7. Repeal Obamacare
  8. My Other Ride is The TARDIS/Serenity/The Enterprise etc etc etc
  9. Copyright Infringement Calvin™ urinating on a corporate or sports team logo
  10. Two sports team logos surrounding the phrase “A House Divided”.
  11. Beam Me Up, Scotty! There’s no intelligent life down here.
  12. Professional driver – do not attempt.
  13. “My daughter and my money go to _____ College”

New topic: Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
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New topic: Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
  2. Polka Hall of Fame, Euclid, OH
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New topic: Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
  2. Polka Hall of Fame, Euclid, OH
  3. National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame, Fort Worth, TX
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New topic: Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
  2. Polka Hall of Fame, Euclid, OH
  3. National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame, Fort Worth, TX
  4. Kite-flying Hall of Fame, Long Beach, Washington
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Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
  2. Polka Hall of Fame, Euclid, OH
  3. National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame, Fort Worth, TX
  4. Kite-flying Hall of Fame, Long Beach, Washington
  5. USA Weightlifting Hall of Fame, York, NY
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Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
  2. Polka Hall of Fame, Euclid, OH
  3. National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame, Fort Worth, TX
  4. Kite-flying Hall of Fame, Long Beach, Washington
  5. USA Weightlifting Hall of Fame, York, NY
  6. The Insurance Hall of Fame, Birmingham, Alabama

According to their website, they’re visiting by thousands of people every year. Which prompts me to ask just how bad the rest of Birmingham’s tourist attractions are.

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Obscure Halls of Fame and Their Locations

  1. Bowling Hall of Fame, Arlington, TX (it used to be in St. Louis)
  2. Polka Hall of Fame, Euclid, OH
  3. National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame, Fort Worth, TX
  4. Kite-flying Hall of Fame, Long Beach, Washington
  5. USA Weightlifting Hall of Fame, York, NY
  6. The Insurance Hall of Fame, Birmingham, Alabama
  7. Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame, Hayward, Wisconsin