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astorian · September 12, 2014, 3:29am

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”

Little_Nemo · September 12, 2014, 3:29am

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”

Prof.Pepperwinkle · September 12, 2014, 3:38am

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”

Nonsuch · September 12, 2014, 3:53am

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”

Little_Nemo · September 12, 2014, 5:17am

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”
“No, I’m not Irish, ye stupid American tourist.”

Sparky812 · September 12, 2014, 1:18pm

So what!? The Saltire (Saint Andrew’s Cross) is the national flag of Scotland and, as the Wiki page also shows, “is the correct flag for all individuals and corporate bodies to fly in order to demonstrate both their loyalty and Scottish nationality”

The Royal Banner of the Royal Arms of Scotland is not the national flag and it’s use is restricted by an act of Parliament to a select few.
Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”
"No, I’m not Irish, ye stupid American tourist.
“If ye dinnae tirr that glaikit luik frae ye gizz, ah wull pit yer bluidy keeker in a slung!”
My grandmother had some great threats!

jtur88 · September 12, 2014, 1:27pm

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”
"No, I’m not Irish, ye stupid American tourist.
“If ye dinnae tirr that glaikit luik frae ye gizz, ah wull pit yer bluidy keeker in a slung!”
“We’re Scots, not Scottish or Scotch.”

jtur88 · September 12, 2014, 1:38pm

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”
"No, I’m not Irish, ye stupid American tourist.
“If ye dinnae tirr that glaikit luik frae ye gizz, ah wull pit yer bluidy keeker in a slung!”
“We’re Scots, not Scottish or Scotch.”
11, “A lassie, black hair, blue jeans, have you seen her? Maggie !!!”

astorian · September 12, 2014, 2:00pm

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”
"No, I’m not Irish, ye stupid American tourist.
“If ye dinnae tirr that glaikit luik frae ye gizz, ah wull pit yer bluidy keeker in a slung!”
“We’re Scots, not Scottish or Scotch.”
11, “A lassie, black hair, blue jeans, have you seen her? Maggie !!!”
“The first thing they’ll do is legalize sheep shagging, nae?”

Prof.Pepperwinkle · September 12, 2014, 2:43pm

Overheard in the streets of Edinburgh this week

“Och, ye dinnae think we’ll be daft enough to vote ‘Yes,’ do ye?”
“Get yer haggis! Warm, fresh haggis! Now the best food in the country since we ditched that dodgy shepherd’s pie!”
“They can take away our bagpipes, but they’ll ne’er take away our bagpipes!”
“If it isn’t Scottish, it’s CRAP!”
“I’ve reversed the polarities and bypassed the antimatter safeties, Captain, but I dannae know if the ship can take it.”
“Clara, are there any sign of Cybermen?”
“Look you, ye fffFUCKing cow! I need a sandwich!”
"No, I’m not Irish, ye stupid American tourist.
“If ye dinnae tirr that glaikit luik frae ye gizz, ah wull pit yer bluidy keeker in a slung!”
“We’re Scots, not Scottish or Scotch.”
11, “A lassie, black hair, blue jeans, have you seen her? Maggie !!!”
“The first thing they’ll do is legalize sheep shagging, nae?”
“We have three sizes: wee, not so wee, and friggin’ huge!”
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astorian · September 12, 2014, 2:46pm