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The most hate-filled songs you can think of:

  1. God Save the Queen, The Sex Pistols
  2. Fuck Tha Police, N.W.A.
  3. “How Do You Sleep?”
  4. “Halls of Montezuma” (“We have fought in every clime and place; Where we could take a gun”)
  5. “Don’t You Want Me Baby?” (or as I call it, ‘The Threat of Blackmail Song’)
  6. “Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch”, Insane Clown Posse
  7. “Bomb Iran” by Vince Vance, covered 25 years later by John McCain.
  8. “The Last Mistake” by Assemblage 23
  9. “Tramp the Dirt Down” by Elvis Costello
  10. Shaquille O’Neals’s rap number: “Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes.”
  11. “Smack My Bitch Up” by the Prodigy
  12. “They’re Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha” by Napoleon XIV
  13. “Jar of Hearts” by Christina Perri

Girl be mad: christina perri - jar of hearts [official music video] - YouTube

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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
    (a much happier category)
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. :stuck_out_tongue:

(“Don’t You Want Me” is a song about blackmail? I don’t see it…)

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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows.
  8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows.
  8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out
  9. Winterize and cover the RV
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows.
  8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out
  9. Winterize and cover the RV
  10. Add more insulation to the attic.
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows.
  8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out
  9. Winterize and cover the RV
  10. Add more insulation to the attic.
  11. Go on another motorcycle ride
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[QUOTE=The Human League]
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down, too.
[/QUOTE]
(emphasis mine)
eta - blackmail isn’t always about money - sometimes it’s just about control

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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows.
  8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out
  9. Winterize and cover the RV
  10. Add more insulation to the attic.
  11. Go on another motorcycle ride
  12. Dig up my ice scraper from wherever it is in my car
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Things you need to do before the first snow falls

  1. Mow the lawn one last time
  2. Repair a cracked window
  3. Buy a Snow Shovel
  4. Cover my outside faucets
  5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer
  6. Have the heating unit checked out
  7. Travel someplace where it actually snows.
  8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out
  9. Winterize and cover the RV
  10. Add more insulation to the attic.
  11. Go on another motorcycle ride
  12. Dig up my ice scraper from wherever it is in my car
  13. Go on a second motorcycle ride
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor
  3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor
  3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle
  4. Put on your helmet
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor
  3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle
  4. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me.
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor
  3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle
  4. Put on your helmet
  5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me.
  6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants)
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Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride

  1. Go to the bathroom
  2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor
  3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle
  4. Put on your helmet
  5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me.
  6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants)
  7. Sit on the motorcycle.