“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“Ah, but I was so much older then/I’m younger than that now” - My Back Pages
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“Ah, but I was so much older then/I’m younger than that now” - My Back Pages
“And when, at last, the bottom fell out, I became withdrawn. The only thing I knew how to do was keep on keeping on.” - Tangled Up in Blue
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“Ah, but I was so much older then/I’m younger than that now” - My Back Pages
“And when, at last, the bottom fell out, I became withdrawn. The only thing I knew how to do was keep on keeping on.” - Tangled Up in Blue
“I met somebody face to face, I had to remove my hat/She’s everything I need and love, but I can’t be swayed by that” - “Up to Me”
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“Ah, but I was so much older then/I’m younger than that now” - My Back Pages
“And when, at last, the bottom fell out, I became withdrawn. The only thing I knew how to do was keep on keeping on.” - Tangled Up in Blue
“I met somebody face to face, I had to remove my hat/She’s everything I need and love, but I can’t be swayed by that” - “Up to Me”
“I was born to be a fiddler in an old-time string band” - “Wagon Wheel”
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“Ah, but I was so much older then/I’m younger than that now” - My Back Pages
“And when, at last, the bottom fell out, I became withdrawn. The only thing I knew how to do was keep on keeping on.” - Tangled Up in Blue
“I met somebody face to face, I had to remove my hat/She’s everything I need and love, but I can’t be swayed by that” - “Up to Me”
“I was born to be a fiddler in an old-time string band” - “Wagon Wheel”
“There must be some way out of here / Said the joker to the thief” - “All Along The Watchtower”
“I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist/I punched myself in the face with my fist” — “Million Dollar Bash”
“Better jump down a manhole/ Light yourself a candle/ Don’t wear sandals/ Try to avoid the scandals/ Don’t wanna be a bum/ You better chew gum/ The pump don’t work/ 'Cause the vandals took the handles.” - “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Come mothers and fathers throughout the land/And don’t criticize what you can’t understand/Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command/Your old road is rapidly agin’…” - “The Times They Are A-Changin’”
The man said, “Get out of here! I’ll tear you limb from limb!” I said, “You know, they refused Jesus, too.” He said, “You’re not him!” (“Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream”)
“The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity” in “Things Have Changed” - sung exactly one minute before the song ends!
"“You might think he loves you for your money/ But I know what he really loves you for/ It’s your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat” (“Leopard-Skin Pill-Box-Hat”)
“But I would not feel so all alone/Everybody must get stoned” - “Rainy Day Woman #12 & 35”
“Ah, but I was so much older then/I’m younger than that now” - My Back Pages
“And when, at last, the bottom fell out, I became withdrawn. The only thing I knew how to do was keep on keeping on.” - Tangled Up in Blue
“I met somebody face to face, I had to remove my hat/She’s everything I need and love, but I can’t be swayed by that” - “Up to Me”
“I was born to be a fiddler in an old-time string band” - “Wagon Wheel”
“There must be some way out of here / Said the joker to the thief” - “All Along The Watchtower”
“Seven shots ring out on a South Dakota farm; somewhere in the distance, there’s seven new people born.” - “The Ballad of Hollis Brown”
That song’s actually by Pilot, not ELO (though apparently, it’s often mistaken for them.)
Probably confused with:
Memorable Electric Light Orchestra lines
“I’ve seen enough of the world to know / that I’ve got to get it all, to get it all to grow” - from “Do Ya”
“Don’t bring me down…Brrruce!” - “Don’t Bring Me Down”
“I met someone who looks a lot like you / She does the things you do / But she is an IBM” - “Yours Truly, 2095”
“You made the wine / Now you drink a cup.” - “Evil Woman”
All over the world, everybody got the word/Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight - “All Over the World” (from the Xanadu soundtrack!)
“My Shangri-la has gone away, Faded like the Beatles on Hey Jude” - “Shangri-La”
“Let it ring forevermore.”- “Telephone Line”
“You’re sailing softly through the sun / In a broken stone age dawn / You fly so high / I get a strange magic / Oh, what a strange magic” - “Strange Magic”
“I’ve seen enough of the world to know / that I’ve got to get it all, to get it all to grow” - from “Do Ya”
“Don’t bring me down…Brrruce!” - “Don’t Bring Me Down”
“I met someone who looks a lot like you / She does the things you do / But she is an IBM” - “Yours Truly, 2095”
“You made the wine / Now you drink a cup.” - “Evil Woman”
All over the world, everybody got the word/Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight - “All Over the World” (from the Xanadu soundtrack!)
“My Shangri-la has gone away, Faded like the Beatles on Hey Jude” - “Shangri-La”
“Let it ring forevermore.”- “Telephone Line”
“You’re sailing softly through the sun / In a broken stone age dawn / You fly so high / I get a strange magic / Oh, what a strange magic” - “Strange Magic”
And the orchestra was playing all Chuck Berry’s greatest tunes. (from “Rockaria”)
“I’ve seen enough of the world to know / that I’ve got to get it all, to get it all to grow” - from “Do Ya”
“Don’t bring me down…Brrruce!” - “Don’t Bring Me Down”
“I met someone who looks a lot like you / She does the things you do / But she is an IBM” - “Yours Truly, 2095”
“You made the wine / Now you drink a cup.” - “Evil Woman”
All over the world, everybody got the word/Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight - “All Over the World” (from the Xanadu soundtrack!)
“My Shangri-la has gone away, Faded like the Beatles on Hey Jude” - “Shangri-La”
“Let it ring forevermore.”- “Telephone Line”
“You’re sailing softly through the sun / In a broken stone age dawn / You fly so high / I get a strange magic / Oh, what a strange magic” - “Strange Magic”
And the orchestra was playing all Chuck Berry’s greatest tunes. (from “Rockaria”)
“!kcab nruT !kcab nruT !kcab nruT !kcab nruT .ton si emit tub elbisrever si cisum ehT” - “High on Fire”
The music is reversible but time is not. Turn back. Turn back. Turn back. Turn back.
“I’ve seen enough of the world to know / that I’ve got to get it all, to get it all to grow” - from “Do Ya”
“Don’t bring me down…Brrruce!” - “Don’t Bring Me Down”
“I met someone who looks a lot like you / She does the things you do / But she is an IBM” - “Yours Truly, 2095”
“You made the wine / Now you drink a cup.” - “Evil Woman”
All over the world, everybody got the word/Everybody everywhere is gonna feel tonight - “All Over the World” (from the Xanadu soundtrack!)
“My Shangri-la has gone away, Faded like the Beatles on Hey Jude” - “Shangri-La”
“Let it ring forevermore.”- “Telephone Line”
“You’re sailing softly through the sun / In a broken stone age dawn / You fly so high / I get a strange magic / Oh, what a strange magic” - “Strange Magic”
And the orchestra was playing all Chuck Berry’s greatest tunes. (from “Rockaria”)
“!kcab nruT !kcab nruT !kcab nruT !kcab nruT .ton si emit tub elbisrever si cisum ehT” - “Fire on High”
“I see it all so clear / The tenderness, the silent tears” - “Big Wheels”