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29884

Rejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!4. Well, keep it zipped.
  4. To get to the other side.
  5. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  6. The backstroke.
29885

Dude, you dropped my entry.

29886

Rejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!
  4. Well, keep it zipped.
  5. To get to the other side.
  6. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  7. The backstroke.
  8. [if the patron’s Irish] SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!
29887

Rejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!
  4. Well, keep it zipped.
  5. To get to the other side.
  6. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  7. The backstroke.
  8. [if the patron’s Irish] SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!
  9. I’m sorry, sir. I thought you ordered the Soup of the Day.
29888

Rejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!
  4. Well, keep it zipped.
  5. To get to the other side.
  6. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  7. The backstroke.
  8. [if the patron’s Irish] SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!
  9. I’m sorry, sir. I thought you ordered the Soup of the Day.
  10. Ah! Pardonez-moi, m’sieu. Un moment. <snaps fingers sharply, twice> Renald! This ignoble beast of a fly has seen fit to spurn our dress code. Escort him from the premises at once! Un moment, m’sieu, we have quite the elite selection of the very latest fashionable flies from Bourdeaux and Milan for m’sieu’s consideration. <snaps fingers sharply, once> Francine! Our very best assortment of European flies, AT ONCE!
29889

Rejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!
  4. Well, keep it zipped.
  5. To get to the other side.
  6. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  7. The backstroke.
  8. [if the patron’s Irish] SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!
  9. I’m sorry, sir. I thought you ordered the Soup of the Day.
  10. Ah! Pardonez-moi, m’sieu. Un moment. <snaps fingers sharply, twice> Renald! This ignoble beast of a fly has seen fit to spurn our dress code. Escort him from the premises at once! Un moment, m’sieu, we have quite the elite selection of the very latest fashionable flies from Bourdeaux and Milan for m’sieu’s consideration. <snaps fingers sharply, once> Francine! Our very best assortment of European flies, AT ONCE!
  11. Sir, please get off the table!
29890

ejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!
  4. Well, keep it zipped.
  5. To get to the other side.
  6. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  7. The backstroke.
  8. [if the patron’s Irish] SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!
  9. I’m sorry, sir. I thought you ordered the Soup of the Day.
  10. Ah! Pardonez-moi, m’sieu. Un moment. <snaps fingers sharply, twice> Renald! This ignoble beast of a fly has seen fit to spurn our dress code. Escort him from the premises at once! Un moment, m’sieu, we have quite the elite selection of the very latest fashionable flies from Bourdeaux and Milan for m’sieu’s consideration. <snaps fingers sharply, once> Francine! Our very best assortment of European flies, AT ONCE!
  11. Sir, please get off the table!
  12. Awwww… I guess the maggots are all grown up now.
29891

Rejoinders to “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”

  1. Can’t be, sir. That’s vegetable soup.
  2. Don’t worry, it won’t eat much.
  3. Shh! Now everybody is going to want one!
  4. Well, keep it zipped.
  5. To get to the other side.
  6. Not to worry, sir, you will not be charged extra.
  7. The backstroke.
  8. [if the patron’s Irish] SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT, YE BASTARD!
  9. I’m sorry, sir. I thought you ordered the Soup of the Day.
  10. Ah! Pardonez-moi, m’sieu. Un moment. <snaps fingers sharply, twice> Renald! This ignoble beast of a fly has seen fit to spurn our dress code. Escort him from the premises at once! Un moment, m’sieu, we have quite the elite selection of the very latest fashionable flies from Bourdeaux and Milan for m’sieu’s consideration. <snaps fingers sharply, once> Francine! Our very best assortment of European flies, AT ONCE!
  11. Sir, please get off the table!
  12. Awwww… I guess the maggots are all grown up now.
  13. THAT, sir, is Soupe de la Mouche. The fly is a delicacy in sophisticated countries like France. But I suppose a Philistine like you wouldn’t understand or appreciate that. Why don’t you get out and go to KFC, you plebian!

I pass

29892

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
29893

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
29894

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
29895

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller

I think my Mother’s uncle made it for her (or one of her sisters) and she saved it for me. It would keep me occupied for hours. It was much more primitive than the picture.

29896

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
29897

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher Price Garage
29898

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher-Price Garage
  7. “Jeopardy!” home game (I got new edition for Christmas every year) - the kind where you used red plastic screen to see answers
29899

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher-Price Garage
  7. “Jeopardy!” home game (I got new edition for Christmas every year) - the kind where you used red plastic screen to see answers
  8. Mattel Hot Wheels Sizzlers** cars - fun!
29900

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher-Price Garage
  7. “Jeopardy!” home game (I got new edition for Christmas every year) - the kind where you used red plastic screen to see answers
  8. Mattel Hot Wheels Sizzlers cars - fun!
  9. StarBird

How I loved it!: Milton Bradley Starbird Avenger - Bug Eyed Monster

29901

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher-Price Garage
  7. “Jeopardy!” home game (I got new edition for Christmas every year) - the kind where you used red plastic screen to see answers
  8. Mattel Hot Wheels Sizzlers cars - fun!
  9. StarBird
  10. Big Wheel

Not necessarily so much a toy as a way of life and fashion statement. I mean, that front tire is boss. :wink:

29902

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher-Price Garage
  7. “Jeopardy!” home game (I got new edition for Christmas every year) - the kind where you used red plastic screen to see answers
  8. Mattel Hot Wheels Sizzlers cars - fun!
  9. StarBird
  10. Big Wheel
  11. Tinker Toys

I had two favorites - sue me :wink: :smiley:

29903

Name a favorite toy you had as a kid

  1. WHEE-LO
  2. Lincoln Logs
  3. Blocks
  4. Homemade Marble Roller
  5. Big Trak
  6. Fisher-Price Garage
  7. “Jeopardy!” home game (I got new edition for Christmas every year) - the kind where you used red plastic screen to see answers
  8. Mattel Hot Wheels Sizzlers cars - fun!
  9. StarBird
  10. Big Wheel
  11. Tinker Toys
  12. Slot cars