Bakers Dozen

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
    (Hey! Joan Rivers was the first really successful female stand-up comic! She worked for her celebrity status.)

Fair enough. When I first heard of her she’d seemingly come out of nowhere.

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade
  9. Charles Nelson Reilly

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade
  9. Charles Nelson Reilly

A list of Charles Nelson Reilly’s accomplishments:

Filmography
Film

A Face in the Crowd (1957) – (uncredited)
The Tiger Makes Out (1967) – Registrar
Cannonball Run II (1984) – Don Don Canneloni
The Wind in the Willows (TV) (1987) – Mr. Toad
Body Slam (1987) – Vic Carson
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) – Killer
Rock-a-Doodle (1991) – Hunch
A Troll in Central Park (1994) – Llort
Babes in Toyland (1997) – Humpty Dumpty
An All Dogs Christmas Carol (1998) – Killer
The First of May (1999) – Dinghy
Gaydar (2002) – Uncle Vincent
Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers (2006) – Red Parrot Stan
The Life of Reilly (2007)

Stage

Bye, Bye Birdie (1960–1961) – Mr. Henkel/Albert Peterson's understudy
How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying (1961–1965) – Bud Frump
Hello, Dolly! (1964–1970) – Cornelius Hackl
Skyscraper (1965–1966) – Roger Summerhill
God's Favorite (1974–1975) – Sidney Lipton
The Belle of Amherst (1976) – Director
Break a Leg (1979) – Director
Charlotte (1980) – Josias von Stein
The Nerd (1987–1988) – Director
The Gin Game (1997) – Director

Television

Car 54, Where Are You? (1962) – Hilton Hartford Harlow in "Occupancy August 1st"
The Patty Duke Show (1963) – Basketball coach for local high school
The Steve Lawrence Show (1965)
The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (1968–1970) – Claymore Gregg
It Takes Two (1969–70)
Hamburger 1974
Arnie (1971–1972)
Lidsville (1971–1973) – Hoodoo
$10,000 Pyramid (1973)
Password Plus and Super Password (1973–1982 approx)
Match Game (1973–1982, 1990–1991)
The Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour (1983–1984)
Uncle Croc's Block (1975–1976) – Uncle Croc
The Flintstone Comedy Show (1980–1982) – Frank Frankenstone
Sweethearts (1988–1989) – Host
Goof Troop (1992) – Dutch Spackle
Space Cats (1992–1993) – D.O.R.C. (Disembodied Omnipotent Ruler of Cats)
Designing Women (March 23, 1992) – "L.A. Story"
Rugrats (April 11, 1993) – Edmund Haynes, Actor & Director
All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series (1996–1998) – Killer
The Drew Carey Show (1998–1999) – Mr. Hathaway in 2 episodes, "Drugco" & "The Salon"
SpongeBob SquarePants (2000–2007) – Dirty Bubble
The X-Files – Jose Chung ("Jose Chung's From Outer Space")
Millennium – Jose Chung ("Jose Chung's Doomsday Defense")
Paw Paws

You forgot Internet Sensation

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade
  9. Charles Nelson Reilly
  10. Vanna White

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade
  9. Charles Nelson Reilly
  10. Vanna White
  11. Simon Cowell

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade
  9. Charles Nelson Reilly
  10. Vanna White
  11. Simon Cowell
  12. Dianne Brill

Crowned “Queen of the Night” by Andy Warhol. Her 15 Minutes are over.

People Who Are “Famous For Being Famous”

  1. Kim Kardashian
  2. Lisa del Giocondo
  3. Paris Hilton
  4. LaToya Jackson
  5. Joan Rivers
  6. Nicole Richie
  7. Kato Kaelin
  8. Henry “Roe v.” Wade
  9. Charles Nelson Reilly
  10. Vanna White
  11. Simon Cowell
  12. Dianne Brill
  13. Zsa Zsa Gabor

New: Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC
  5. Boston

That’s it???

Pfft!

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC
  5. Boston
  6. Goo Goo Dolls

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC
  5. Boston
  6. Goo Goo Dolls
  7. Boy George

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC
  5. Boston
  6. Goo Goo Dolls
  7. Boy George
  8. Every act that I don’t like

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC
  5. Boston
  6. Goo Goo Dolls
  7. Boy George
  8. Every act that I don’t like
  9. Rick Springfield

Music Acts Who Have Exhibited Essentially Zero Artistic Growth

  1. George Thorogood
  2. Bon Jovi
  3. Backstreet Boys
  4. AC/DC
  5. Boston
  6. Goo Goo Dolls
  7. Boy George
  8. Every act that I don’t like
  9. Rick Springfield
  10. Bruce Springsteen