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Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “Simpson, eh?” - Mr. Burns

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “He did it because he’s stupid! That’s the only reason anybody does anything” - a line from Homer Simpson that I use frequently.

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “Simpson, eh?” - Mr. Burns
  9. “He did it because he’s stupid! That’s the only reason anybody does anything” - a line from Homer Simpson that I use frequently.
  10. “All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” - Bart

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “Simpson, eh?” - Mr. Burns
  9. “He did it because he’s stupid! That’s the only reason anybody does anything” - a line from Homer Simpson that I use frequently.
  10. “All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” - Bart
  11. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” - Cecil Terwilliger, in response to his brother Sideshow Bob’s telling him “You know, I use to have a problem with…trying to kill people.”

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “Simpson, eh?” - Mr. Burns
  9. “He did it because he’s stupid! That’s the only reason anybody does anything” - a line from Homer Simpson that I use frequently.
  10. “All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” - Bart
  11. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” - Cecil Terwilliger, in response to his brother Sideshow Bob’s telling him “You know, I use to have a problem with…trying to kill people.”
  12. “Wow Marge, you’re a real live Martha Stewart! I mean, without the evil.” - Becky, Otto’s girlfriend.

Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “Simpson, eh?” - Mr. Burns
  9. “He did it because he’s stupid! That’s the only reason anybody does anything” - a line from Homer Simpson that I use frequently.
  10. “All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” - Bart
  11. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” - Cecil Terwilliger, in response to his brother Sideshow Bob’s telling him “You know, I use to have a problem with…trying to kill people.”
  12. “Wow Marge, you’re a real live Martha Stewart! I mean, without the evil.” - Becky, Otto’s girlfriend.
  13. Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me!
    Post Office Guy: Okay Mr. Burns, whats your first name?
    Homer: I…don’t know!

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Favorite “Simpsons” lines

  1. “Hi, Lisa! We’re going to be in a pie!” - Ralphie Wiggum
  2. “Hello. I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is: No.” - Leonard Nimoy
  3. “D’OH!” - Homer
  4. “Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?” - Marge
  5. “Maybe it’s the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won’t quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr… five dollars??? get outta here…” - Homer
  6. “He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?!” - an exasperated J.K. Rowling, in response to Lisa asking how the Harry Potter series is going to end
  7. “We’re at war, Smithers. Start profiteering.”, when Mr Burns spots Bart joyriding in a stolen tank.
  8. “Simpson, eh?” - Mr. Burns
  9. “He did it because he’s stupid! That’s the only reason anybody does anything” - a line from Homer Simpson that I use frequently.
  10. “All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.” - Bart
  11. “Goodness, I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave, with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” - Cecil Terwilliger, in response to his brother Sideshow Bob’s telling him “You know, I use to have a problem with…trying to kill people.”
  12. “Wow Marge, you’re a real live Martha Stewart! I mean, without the evil.” - Becky, Otto’s girlfriend.
    13, Letter sign on front of the church: "Sunday Sermon: Evil women in history, from Jezebel to Janet Reno:.

Next – famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

1, Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.

Next – famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
  4. Lee Marvin and James Coburn

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
  4. Lee Marvin and James Coburn
  5. Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
  4. Lee Marvin and James Coburn
  5. Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman
  6. Morgan Brittany and Morgan Fairchild

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
  4. Lee Marvin and James Coburn
  5. Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman
  6. Morgan Brittany and Morgan Fairchild
  7. I’ll raise with Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear

(Thank goodness #6 didn’t say Moran Fairchild and Morgan Freeman.)

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
  4. Lee Marvin and James Coburn
  5. Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman
  6. Morgan Brittany and Morgan Fairchild
  7. I’ll raise with Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear
  8. Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney

Though not as much since AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

Famous people you get mixed up with each other and have trouble telling them apart:

  1. Gregory Peck and Clark Gable.
  2. Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis
  3. Gerard Butler and Clive Owen
  4. Lee Marvin and James Coburn
  5. Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman
  6. Morgan Brittany and Morgan Fairchild
  7. I’ll raise with Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear
  8. Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney
  9. Character actors Kenneth Macmillan and Charles Durning