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Next: Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.

Little Nemo, I thought you were going to link to this: Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets - YouTube

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.
  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.
  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!
  8. Meat + because it makes it impossible to pick up chicks who are now all militant vegetarians.

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.
  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!
  8. Meat + because it makes it impossible to pick up chicks who are now all militant vegetarians.
  9. Pickled eggs and draft - Handing out gas masks becomes tiresome after a while.

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.
  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!
  8. Meat + because it makes it impossible to pick up chicks who are now all militant vegetarians.
  9. Pickled eggs and draft - Handing out gas masks becomes tiresome after a while
  10. White rice

Between little and no nutritional content, just carb, but still love it to accompany a good meat and-or gravy.

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.
  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!
  8. Meat + because it makes it impossible to pick up chicks who are now all militant vegetarians.
  9. Pickled eggs and draft - Handing out gas masks becomes tiresome after a while
  10. White rice
  11. Coffee - after giving up all my addictions, you’d think I could kick caffeine. But no…

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD
  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.
  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.
  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.
  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.
  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.
  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!
  8. Meat + because it makes it impossible to pick up chicks who are now all militant vegetarians.
  9. Pickled eggs and draft - Handing out gas masks becomes tiresome after a while
  10. White rice
  11. Coffee - after giving up all my addictions, you’d think I could kick caffeine. But no…
  12. Pizza Puffs - deep-fried, greasy, gooey goodness – brb

Foods you still eat even though you shouldn’t + why you shouldn’t

  1. Papa John’s Spicy Italian Sausage Pizza & cheesesticks / GERD

  2. Ben and Jerry’s Smores ice cream - because I eat the whole thing in one sitting.

  3. A What-a-Burger every time I go to WalMart – it’s a Texas tradition.

  4. Crisps (a.k.a. potato chips) after a few beers in the pub - it’s a British tradition.

  5. Hot Pockets - and why I shouldn’t eat them.

  6. Eggnog - 'Way too caloric-packed, but I love it at Christmas with a generous dose of rum, and nutmeg on top.

  7. White Castle burgers- because they’re called “belly bombs” for a reason!

  8. Meat + because it makes it impossible to pick up chicks who are now all militant vegetarians.

  9. Pickled eggs and draft - Handing out gas masks becomes tiresome after a while

  10. White rice

  11. Coffee - after giving up all my addictions, you’d think I could kick caffeine. But no…

  12. Pizza Puffs - deep-fried, greasy, gooey goodness – brb

  13. Hostess Snow Balls - sugar, cake and flavored lard
    Next: Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  14. Santa Claus

(Trick-or-treating kids were soooo confused.)

Next: Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the clown
    (Oh, I’m sorry. You said Hallowe’en)

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
    (portrayed by Ruth Buzzi on Laugh-In; but I was often mistaken for Raggedy Ann)

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The state of California

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the Clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The State of California
  6. James T. Kirk

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the Clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The State of California
  6. James T. Kirk
  7. Halloween vandal

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the Clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The State of California
  6. James T. Kirk
  7. Halloween vandal
  8. Soldier

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the Clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The State of California
  6. James T. Kirk
  7. Halloween vandal
  8. Soldier
  9. A convict

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the Clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The State of California
  6. James T. Kirk
  7. Halloween vandal
  8. Soldier
  9. A convict
  10. My wife. (She, in turn, went as me.)

Characters/costumes you have been on previous Halloweens.

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Bozo the Clown
  3. Flicker Farkle
  4. A Nascar
  5. The State of California
  6. James T. Kirk
  7. Halloween vandal
  8. Soldier
  9. A convict
  10. My wife. (She, in turn, went as me.
  11. saskatchewan zombie redneck, complete with doeskin and Co-op hat.