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New Years Resolutions

  1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
  2. Lose 20 lbs.
  3. Quit drinking so much
  4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
  5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
  6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
  7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely.
  8. Clean out the garage.
  9. Read more books.
  10. No more boozy cigarettes.
  11. No more smoky alcohol.
  12. Procrastinate…
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New Years Resolutions

  1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
  2. Lose 20 lbs.
  3. Quit drinking so much
  4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
  5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
  6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
  7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely.
  8. Clean out the garage.
  9. Read more books.
  10. No more boozy cigarettes.
  11. No more smoky alcohol.
  12. Procrastinate…
  13. Finish lists more quickly.

Next category:

The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Scabby
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Scabby
  8. Snarly
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Apathetic
  8. Scabby
  9. Snarly
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Apathetic
  8. Scabby
  9. Snarly
  10. Keebler
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Apathetic
  8. Scabby
  9. Snarly
  10. Keebler
  11. Itchy

Keebler’s an elf, not a dwarf.

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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Apathetic
  8. Scabby
  9. Snarly
  10. Keebler
  11. Itchy
  12. Wasted
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The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet

  1. Infectious
  2. Horny
  3. Boozy
  4. Sleazy
  5. Grimy
  6. Flatulent
  7. Apathetic
  8. Scabby
  9. Snarly
  10. Keebler
  11. Itchy
  12. Wasted
  13. Gary Coleman

Next: Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
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Next: Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
  2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower
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Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
  2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower
  3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton
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Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
  2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower
  3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton
  4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon
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Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
  2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower
  3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton
  4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon
  5. John F. “Jack” Kennedy
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Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
  2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower
  3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton
  4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon
  5. John F. “Jack” Kennedy
    6 "Silent Cal"vin Coolidge
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Presidential Nicknames

  1. George “Dubya” Bush
  2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower
  3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton
  4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon
  5. John F. “Jack” Kennedy
    6 "Silent Cal"vin Coolidge
  6. “Give em Hell” Harry Truman