Bakers Dozen

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly

Bear out, sniper rifle in

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak

Okay, he’s not technically a person, but I’ll still count him.

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak

Okay, he’s not technically a person, but I’ll still count him.

Sampiro, that’s hurtful. Enik wasn’t a human, but he still was a person! A person’s a person, no matter how Sleestak-y.

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak
  9. Helen Mirren

Can the action figure be life-sized? It can’t be life-sized? Hnnh. Okay. No Hollywood babes then. I couldn’t decide between a dozen or more of the central characters of the first few Wild Cards books by George RR Martin et al, so I’m just going with:
Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak
  9. Helen Mirren
  10. Dr. Tachyon

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak
  9. Helen Mirren
  10. Dr. Tachyon
  11. Nathan Fillion, with Mal Reynolds, Caleb, and Castle costumes

No love for Captain Hammer?

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak
  9. Helen Mirren
  10. Dr. Tachyon
  11. Nathan Fillion, with Mal Reynolds, Caleb, and Castle costumes
  12. Jeff Van Vonderen

How could I have forgotten!

Real or fictional people you would love to have a high quality action figure of (for whom there aren’t easily available detailed action figures)

  1. Chang & Eng Bunker
  2. Mr. Rogers (with sniper rifle, of course)
  3. Chelsea Charms
  4. Philip Marlowe
  5. Ignatius J. Reilly
  6. Prof. Pepperwinkle (from The Adventures of Superman)
  7. Carl Spackler (Caddyshack)
  8. Enik the Sleestak
  9. Helen Mirren
  10. Dr. Tachyon
  11. Nathan Fillion, with Mal Reynolds, Caleb, and Castle costumes
  12. Jeff Van Vonderen
  13. Abigail & Brittany Hensel

Next: Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)

Next: Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)
  2. “I Only Have Eyes for You”, The Flamingoes (1959), Original Dick Powell (1934).

Next: Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)
  2. “I Only Have Eyes for You”, The Flamingoes (1959), Original Dick Powell (1934)
  3. “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon”, Urge Overkill, original by Neil Diamond

Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)
  2. “I Only Have Eyes for You”, The Flamingoes (1959), Original Dick Powell (1934).
  3. “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon”, Urge Overkill, original by Neil Diamond
  4. “Hey Joe”, The Jimi Hendrix Experience’ (original by The Leaves)

Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)
  2. “I Only Have Eyes for You”, The Flamingoes (1959), Original Dick Powell (1934).
  3. “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon”, Urge Overkill, original by Neil Diamond
  4. “Hey Joe”, The Jimi Hendrix Experience’ (original by The Leaves)
  5. “Hurt,” Johnny Cash (original by Nine Inch Nails)

(No “arguably” about it, either–even Trent Reznor admits Cash’s version was better)

Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)
  2. “I Only Have Eyes for You”, The Flamingoes (1959), Original Dick Powell (1934).
  3. “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon”, Urge Overkill, original by Neil Diamond
  4. “Hey Joe”, The Jimi Hendrix Experience’ (original by The Leaves)
  5. “Hurt,” Johnny Cash (original by Nine Inch Nails)
  6. “Misty” by Ray Stevens, original by Johnny Mathis.

Cover songs which are arguably better than the original.

  1. “The Green Manalishi (With the Two-Pronged Crown)”, Judas Priest (original by Fleetwood Mac)
  2. “I Only Have Eyes for You”, The Flamingoes (1959), Original Dick Powell (1934).
  3. “Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon”, Urge Overkill, original by Neil Diamond
  4. “Hey Joe”, The Jimi Hendrix Experience’ (original by The Leaves)
  5. “Hurt,” Johnny Cash (original by Nine Inch Nails)
  6. “Misty” by Ray Stevens, original by Johnny Mathis.
  7. Rod Stewart’s “(I Know) I’m Losing You”, originally done by the Temptations