Bakers Dozen

Movies depicting drug-induced hallucinations

  1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  2. The Doors
  3. Dumbo
  4. The Big Lebowski
  5. Requiem for a Dream
  6. Beavis and Butthead Do America
  7. Trainspotting
  8. Altered States
  9. Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams
  10. Go Ask Alice
  11. Hair
  12. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
  13. Young Guns

New topic: A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes- they’re fine on their own.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything

They can ruin otherwise perfectly good dressing or giblet gravy.
I couldn’t hate boiled eggs more if they were made out of a combination of fat-free mayo and Al-Qaeda.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole. Just give me steamed green beans without all the goop, please. thanks.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables

Say prayers and talk about things you’re thankful for all you want, but the day’s about gluttony. Let’s not have the pretense of healthy food.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything.

Speaking for myself, I’d prefer boiled snot.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything
  8. Soft drinks

Don’t know why, just sort of cheapens it to me.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything
  8. Soft drinks
  9. Mashed potatoes

…but I’m probably alone in this.

Yes. Yes, you are.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything
  8. Soft drinks
  9. Mashed potatoes
  10. cooked carrots

Yes. Yes, you are.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything
  8. Soft drinks
  9. Mashed potatoes
  10. cooked carrots
  11. Buttercup Squash

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything
  8. Soft drinks
  9. Mashed potatoes
  10. cooked carrots
  11. Buttercup Squash
  12. Stove-top dressing

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

  1. Turnips
  2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
  3. boiled eggs in anything
  4. Oyster dressing.
  5. Green Bean Casserole.
  6. Raw vegetables
  7. Cranberry anything
  8. Soft drinks
  9. Mashed potatoes
  10. cooked carrots
  11. Buttercup Squash
  12. Stove-top dressing
  13. All of the gluten-free stuff

I have people in my family who can’t eat gluten. So we have to make gluten-free substitutes of things for them. And trust me - nothing that’s gluten-free tastes as good as the original.

I’ll pass.

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
  2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
  2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
  3. That shit that sticks to the windshield

FTR- (since this is the SDMB) There isn’t one “Eskimo” language and it’s arguable whether they have any more words for snow than English or some other languages.

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
  2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
  3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
  4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
  2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
  3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
  4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again
  5. Really cold cocoanut, for which they have no word.

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
  2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
  3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
  4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again
  5. Really cold cocoanut, for which they have no word.
  6. A good reason to stay in bed with my honey

Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

  1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
  2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
  3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
  4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again
  5. Really cold cocoanut, for which they have no word.
  6. A good reason to stay in bed with my honey
  7. Ethereal alabaster wisps which blind you with their brilliance