Bakers Dozen

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants

[Stefon] It’s that thing where a midget completely covers thier lower extremities in honey, roll around in crushed almonds and walk around until they dry out… [/Stefon]

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.
  8. Jimmy Hoffa

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.
  8. Jimmy Hoffa
  9. A curly white hair from Santa’s beard

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.
  8. Jimmy Hoffa
  9. A curly white hair from Santa’s beard
  10. A foundling

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.
  8. Jimmy Hoffa
  9. A curly white hair from Santa’s beard
  10. A foundling
  11. older fruitcake

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.
  8. Jimmy Hoffa
  9. A curly white hair from Santa’s beard
  10. A foundling
  11. older fruitcake
  12. Rudolf’s nose

We figure somebody mistook it for a cherry.

Things Found in Last Year’s Fruitcake

  1. Grandma’s earrings
  2. Walnuts
  3. Three Gummy Bears
  4. A plastic baby Jesus
  5. A little metal dog from a Monopoly set
  6. Pieces of Marzipants
  7. My stash that I thought I’d lost.
  8. Jimmy Hoffa
  9. A curly white hair from Santa’s beard
  10. A foundling
  11. older fruitcake
  12. Rudolf’s nose
  13. One of grandpa’s heart pills

New: Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton

New: Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino
  8. Gene WIlder and Mel Brooks

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino
  8. Gene WIlder and Mel Brooks
  9. Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino
  8. Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks
  9. Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi
  10. Toshiro Mifune and Akira Kurosawa

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino
  8. Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks
  9. Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi
  10. Toshiro Mifune and Akira Kurosawa
  11. Jimmy Stewart and Alfred Hitchcock

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino
  8. Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks
  9. Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi
  10. Toshiro Mifune and Akira Kurosawa
  11. Jimmy Stewart and Alfred Hitchcock
  12. Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson

Famous Actor/Director Pairings

  1. Johnny Depp and Tim Burton
  2. John Wayne and John Ford
  3. John Goodman and Coen Bros.
  4. Woody Allen and Woody Allen
  5. Robert DeNiro and Martin Scorsese
  6. Tom Hanks and Ron Howard
  7. Samuel L. Jackson and Quentin Tarantino
  8. Gene Wilder and Mel Brooks
  9. Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi
  10. Toshiro Mifune and Akira Kurosawa
  11. Jimmy Stewart and Alfred Hitchcock
  12. Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson
  13. Christopher Guest and Fred Willard

Next up:
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be?

  1. Thirteen zombies resurrected