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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
32306

A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
32308

A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
  8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that?
32309

A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
  8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that?
  9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game
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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
  8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that?
  9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game
  10. Watch more TV

No joke. There are some series like Battlestar Galactica, The Wire, and Breaking Bad I’ve been meaning to catch up on.

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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
  8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that?
  9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game
  10. Watch more TV
  11. Continue/escalate eliminating “bad whites” from my diet

Bad whites include white rice, potatoes, bread, Eminem, and flour. I eliminated most of them for a couple of months, relapsed during the holidays, and intend to kick them out again. I didn’t lose much weight, but I felt better.

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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
  8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that?
  9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game
  10. Watch more TV
  11. Continue/escalate eliminating “bad whites” from my diet
  12. Get some kind of health insurance
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A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve

  1. Finish writing another novel
  2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food
  3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom.
  4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life.
  5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order
  6. Cancel cable.
  7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety.
  8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that?
  9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game
  10. Watch more TV
  11. Continue/escalate eliminating “bad whites” from my diet
  12. Get some kind of health insurance
  13. Keep up the running.
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New topic:

Favorite Skald the Rhymer hypotheticals (with links, if possible):

  1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
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Favorite Skald the Rhymer hypotheticals (with links, if possible):

  1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
  2. Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
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Favorite Skald the Rhymer hypotheticals (with links, if possible):

  1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=732888
  2. Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=735313
  3. Atheist’s family claims he was a Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? Atheist's family claims he was Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board

Looks like I encumbered the thread with a slow-moving topic… sorry! :frowning:

To quickly find these hypotheticals, click on the link to Skald’s profile, then click on the “Statistics” tab, then click on “Find all threads started by…” Then select any one of his dozens of hypotheticals.

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Favorite Skald the Rhymer hypotheticals (with links, if possible):

  1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=732888
  2. Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=735313
  3. Atheist’s family claims he was a Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? Atheist's family claims he was Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
  4. Who wants to explore the galaxy? Who wants to explore the galaxy? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board
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JohnT, since the thread seems to be stalled why not jump-start it by changing the category?

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Sorry, Skald… remember, I didn’t do this, they did this. :stuck_out_tongue:

Commodities

  1. Oil
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Commodities

  1. Oil
  2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice
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Commodities

  1. Oil
  2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice
  3. corn
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Commodities

  1. Oil

  2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice

  3. corn

  4. Pork Bellies

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Commodities

  1. Oil
  2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice
  3. Corn
  4. Pork Bellies
  5. Coffee

More important than any other item on this list, now and when it’s complete.