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Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
32345

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
32346

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
    “Obama Sheds Skin, Reveals Himself to Actually Be Elvis” wouldn’t be an unlikely headline for the National Inquirer. :smiley:
32347

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
32348

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock hall of fame.
32349

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock hall of fame.
  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism
32350

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics

  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”

  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities

  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party

  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues

  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock hall of fame.

  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism

  8. Cubs win the World Series

32351

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock hall of fame.
  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism
  8. Cubs win the World Series
  9. Jeb Bush endorses Hillary Clinton for President
32352

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock Hall of Fame
  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism
  8. Cubs win the World Series
  9. Jeb Bush endorses Hillary Clinton for President
  10. Hillary says, “Don’t worry, Bill will tell me just what to do in the White House”
32353

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock Hall of Fame
  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism
  8. Cubs win the World Series
  9. Jeb Bush endorses Hillary Clinton for President
  10. Hillary says, “Don’t worry, Bill will tell me just what to do in the White House”
  11. Batboy saves the Earth from Sparkly Vampire Terrorist Martians

(Y’know, I’m surprised in the last category [Series of Non-Fiction Books] that no one mentioned the Straight Dope books. Too obvious?)

32354

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock Hall of Fame
  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism
  8. Cubs win the World Series
  9. Jeb Bush endorses Hillary Clinton for President
  10. Hillary says, “Don’t worry, Bill will tell me just what to do in the White House”
  11. Batboy saves the Earth from Sparkly Vampire Terrorist Martians
  12. No College Football team bitches about being left out of the CFB playoffs
32355

Unlikely headlines for 2015

  1. Putin issues abject public apology for militarism, cronyism, strong-arm tactics
  2. Republican party leaders announce: “We now support Universal Healthcare completely and unconditionally.”
  3. Rob Lowe institutionalized for multiple personalities
  4. Koch Brothers Donate Entire Fortune To U.S. Democratic Party
  5. Long-kept-under-wraps personal fusion reactors released to general public; rampant prosperity ensues
  6. Bay City Rollers elected to Rock Hall of Fame
  7. Pope Francis converts to Judaism
  8. Cubs win the World Series
  9. Jeb Bush endorses Hillary Clinton for President
  10. Hillary says, “Don’t worry, Bill will tell me just what to do in the White House”
  11. Batboy saves the Earth from Sparkly Vampire Terrorist Martians
  12. No College Football team bitches about being left out of the CFB playoffs
  13. Justin Bieber Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
32356

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
32357

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
  3. Whip-n-Chill
32358

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares

  2. M&M Royals (a candy)

  3. Whip-n-Chill

  4. Quake cereal

32359

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
  3. Whip-n-Chill
  4. Quake cereal
  5. Butternut candy bars
32360

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
  3. Whip-n-Chill
  4. Quake cereal
  5. Butternut candy bars
  6. Space Food Sticks
32361

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
  3. Whip-n-Chill
  4. Quake cereal
  5. Butternut candy bars
  6. Space Food Sticks
  7. Classic Wheatables crackers
32362

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
  3. Whip-n-Chill
  4. Quake cereal
  5. Butternut candy bars
  6. Space Food Sticks
  7. Classic Wheatables crackers
  8. Quisp cereal
32363

A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

  1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
  2. M&M Royals (a candy)
  3. Whip-n-Chill
  4. Quake cereal
  5. Butternut candy bars
  6. Space Food Sticks
  7. Classic Wheatables crackers
  8. Quisp cereal
  9. Land o’ Lakes margarine