Classic Clint Quotes
- Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
- My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon.
- I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?
- Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
- You men do not impress me!
- Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow)
- Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle?
Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. - You a bounty hunter?
A man’s got to do something for a living these days.
Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. - Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let’s move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes.
- You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
- Aw, you shouldn’t have gone and done that, Booth. Threatening the President is a Federal offense.
- There’s gotta be a hundred reasons why I don’t blow you away. Right now I can’t think of one.
- Everybody’s got a right to be a sucker once.
Gingers
- Eric Stoltz
