What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
"Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone? "
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
“Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone?”
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
“Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone?”
“Why are so many women wearing pants?”
"Holy crap, somebody stole all the typewriters!!!’
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
“Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone?”
“Why are so many women wearing pants?”
"Holy crap, somebody stole all the typewriters!!!’
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
“Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone?”
“Why are so many women wearing pants?”
"Holy crap, somebody stole all the typewriters!!!’
“How much did you say for this cup of coffee!?”
“All this technological progress is just amazing. Honey, would you book me a seat for the next Pan Am flight to the Moon?”
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
“Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone?”
“Why are so many women wearing pants?”
"Holy crap, somebody stole all the typewriters!!!’
“How much did you say for this cup of coffee!?”
“All this technological progress is just amazing. Honey, would you book me a seat for the next Pan Am flight to the Moon?”
“Look, I came in here to get a cup of regular coffee, not to play 20 question.”
What do you mean you don’t want to pay for newspaper ads?
“I’ve been gone 51 years? Thank God my money was all in good, safe, stable stocks like Pan Am, Woolworth, Lehman Brothers, Schlitz Breweries, Chrysler, Zenith Electronics, and Eastman Kodak.”
“We want the models to look sophisticated and glamorous, so cover them in mink or seal coats.”
“Who cares what kind of international aid or something that Africa’s getting? I’m not using a condom.”
“I wanna buy my daughter a condo for her birthday- something nice, two bedrooms, overlooking Central Park. Money’s no object, I’ll spend a hundred thousand dollars if I need to.”
“Okay, joke’s over- who’s the wise guy that took the dial off my phone?”
“Why are so many women wearing pants?”
"Holy crap, somebody stole all the typewriters!!!’
“How much did you say for this cup of coffee!?”
“All this technological progress is just amazing. Honey, would you book me a seat for the next Pan Am flight to the Moon?”
“Look, I came in here to get a cup of regular coffee, not to play 20 question.”
“Man, it’s so much easier and safer to get laid nowadays, it kind of takes the thrill out of the chase.”
