Bakers Dozen

Comedy Albums

  1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong
  2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie
  3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews
  4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt
  5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart
  6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby
  7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright
  8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters

Comedy Albums

  1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong
  2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie
  3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews
  4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt
  5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart
  6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby
  7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright
  8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters
  9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin

Still one of my all-time favorites!

Comedy Albums

  1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong
  2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie
  3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews
  4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt
  5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart
  6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby
  7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright
  8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters
  9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin
    10… Comedy Classics by K-Tel

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Comedy Albums

  1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong
  2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie
  3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews
  4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt
  5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart
  6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby
  7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright
  8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters
  9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin
    10… Comedy Classics by K-Tel
  10. ***Class Clown ***by George Carlin

Comedy Albums

  1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong
  2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie
  3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews
  4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt
  5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart
  6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby
  7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright
  8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters
  9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin
  10. Comedy Classics by K-Tel
  11. Class Clown by George Carlin
  12. Have You Seen Me Lately? by Sam Kinison

Comedy Albums

  1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong

  2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie

  3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews

  4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt

  5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart

  6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby

  7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright

  8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters

  9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin

  10. Comedy Classics by K-Tel

  11. Class Clown by George Carlin

  12. Have You Seen Me Lately? by Sam Kinison

  13. Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers, by The Firesign Theatre
    New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  14. Fido

New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot

Though it would allow you to use the line “This is my pussy, Riot”.

New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch

New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Hitler

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen

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Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido

  2. Riot

  3. Vietnamese Lunch

  4. Farfegnugen

  5. Hitler

  6. Sic’em!

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic’em!
  7. Rabies

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic 'em!
  7. Rabies
  8. Dahmer

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic 'em!
  7. Rabies
  8. Dahmer
  9. burpo the wonder cat

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic 'em!
  7. Rabies
  8. Dahmer
  9. burpo the wonder cat
  10. Eat My

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic 'em!
  7. Rabies
  8. Dahmer
  9. burpo the wonder cat
  10. Eat My
  11. Shitty Kitty*
  • Actual name of a white cat I encountered at the vet’s.

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic 'em!
  7. Rabies
  8. Dahmer
  9. burpo the wonder cat
  10. Eat My
  11. Shitty Kitty
  12. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

Bad Names For Your Pet Cat

  1. Fido
  2. Riot
  3. Vietnamese Lunch
  4. Farfegnugen
  5. Hitler
  6. Sic 'em!
  7. Rabies
  8. Dahmer
  9. burpo the wonder cat
  10. Eat My
  11. Shitty Kitty
  12. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll
  13. Pita

True story. My brother was living with a girlfriend and she wanted to have a cat. My brother did not want a cat. The girlfriend brought a cat home one day anyway. As an effort at conciliation, she offered to let my brother name the cat. He came up with the name Pita. She was surprised (having expected much worse) and asked him how he came up with that name. He said it stood for Pain In The Ass.

I’ll pass.

Fiction involving a deadline:

  1. Disney’s The Princess and the Frog