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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw*** Whiplash***, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
33328

Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
  8. “Wait… which was the Arquette sister that Toto sang about?”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
  8. “Wait… which was the Arquette sister that Toto sang about?”
  9. “Bill O’Reilly just tweeted that he’s taking incoming fire up in the balcony.”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
  8. “Wait… which was the Arquette sister that Toto sang about?”
  9. “Bill O’Reilly just tweeted that he’s taking incoming fire up in the balcony.”
  10. “Patricia Arquette… the woman from Medium? Really? Is this one of those ‘Jack Palance misread a cue card’ things?”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
  8. “Wait… which was the Arquette sister that Toto sang about?”
  9. “Bill O’Reilly just tweeted that he’s taking incoming fire up in the balcony.”
  10. “Patricia Arquette… the woman from Medium? Really? Is this one of those ‘Jack Palance misread a cue card’ things?”
  11. “Come on, Sharpton, ***Selma ***got Best Song- what more do you ewant?”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
  8. “Wait… which was the Arquette sister that Toto sang about?”
  9. “Bill O’Reilly just tweeted that he’s taking incoming fire up in the balcony.”
  10. “Patricia Arquette… the woman from Medium? Really? Is this one of those ‘Jack Palance misread a cue card’ things?”
  11. “Come on, Sharpton, Selma got Best Song- what more do you want?”
  12. “Eddie Redmayne’s win could be just the break Jupiter Ascending needed.”
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Overheard backstage at the Oscars last night

  1. “Does Neil get undressed for EVERY public appearance?”
  2. “You know, white actors are really underappreciated.”
  3. “Wow, now both the leads from ‘The Big Lebowski’ have won Oscars!”
  4. “Lady Gaga looked almost normal. And then she was on the floor in that beautiful gown.”
  5. “I never saw Whiplash, but I voted for Simmons for those great Farmers Insurance commercials.”
  6. “B-b-but… why didn’t Meryl win?”
  7. “I’ve got an idea! Let’s follow the rap song’s win with a musical tribute to the whitest musical in history!”
  8. “Wait… which was the Arquette sister that Toto sang about?”
  9. “Bill O’Reilly just tweeted that he’s taking incoming fire up in the balcony.”
  10. “Patricia Arquette… the woman from Medium? Really? Is this one of those ‘Jack Palance misread a cue card’ things?”
  11. “Come on, Sharpton, Selma got Best Song- what more do you want?”
  12. “Eddie Redmayne’s win could be just the break Jupiter Ascending needed.”
  13. “That blow in the green room has been cut three times or my name is not Julie Fucking Andrews! Now get me some decent shit before I cut somebody!”

Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around

On second thought, that doesn’t sound all that bad.

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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
  6. Big Snooze
    Which is what my daughter says IS my Indian name.
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
  6. Big Snooze
  7. Big Indian, No Fart
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
  6. Big Snooze
  7. Big Indian, No Fart
  8. Chief Squeals Like a Pig
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
  6. Big Snooze
  7. Big Indian, No Fart
  8. Chief Squeals Like a Pig
  9. Two Dogs Fucking

punchline to a joke one of my buddies likes to tell

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I love that joke!

Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
  6. Big Snooze
  7. Big Indian, No Fart
  8. Chief Squeals Like a Pig
  9. Two Dogs Fucking
  10. My Parents Couldn’t Come Up With A Good Name
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Names You Would Not Want if You Were an Indian Chief

  1. Crazy Duck
  2. Just Sits Around
  3. Mighty Turd
  4. Smells Like Sulfur
  5. Afraid of the Dark
  6. Big Snooze
  7. Big Indian, No Fart
  8. Chief Squeals Like a Pig
  9. Two Dogs Fucking
  10. My Parents Couldn’t Come Up With A Good Name
  11. Broken Rubber