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April Fool’s Pranks Gone Awry

  1. Idle Thoughts’ PMs earlier today
  2. Election of Frederick Muhlenberg of Pennsylvania as first Speaker of the U.S. House
  3. Israeli radio reported Muslim leader dead.
  4. George Plimpton writes of Hayden Siddartha “Sidd” Finch and his 168mph fastball as the 01 April 1985 Sports Illustrated cover story
  5. Starting a Baker’s Dozen game with the title April Fool’s Pranks Gone Awry
  6. The BBC and the Swiss spaghetti harvest
  7. Bob the cheating husband.
  8. Submarine Race kills nine spectators. Film at 11.
  9. 1861: Abraham Lincoln tells Jefferson Davis that if he shells Fort Sumter the government will take it back; Davis wires to ask “You and what army?”
  10. There are no April Fool Pranks Gone Awry #10 or 11. They were recalled by the factory.
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April Fool’s Pranks Gone Awry

  1. Idle Thoughts’ PMs earlier today
  2. Election of Frederick Muhlenberg of Pennsylvania as first Speaker of the U.S. House
  3. Israeli radio reported Muslim leader dead.
  4. George Plimpton writes of Hayden Siddartha “Sidd” Finch and his 168mph fastball as the 01 April 1985 Sports Illustrated cover story
  5. Starting a Baker’s Dozen game with the title April Fool’s Pranks Gone Awry
  6. The BBC and the Swiss spaghetti harvest
  7. Bob the cheating husband.
  8. Submarine Race kills nine spectators. Film at 11.
  9. 1861: Abraham Lincoln tells Jefferson Davis that if he shells Fort Sumter the government will take it back; Davis wires to ask “You and what army?”
  10. There are no April Fool Pranks Gone Awry #10 or 11. They were recalled by the factory.
  11. My brothers and I bought defective X-ray Specs- they didn’t really allow us to see through girls’ dresses.

New topic: “Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
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New topic: “Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
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“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
34228

New topic: “Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
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“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
34230

“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
34231

“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
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“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
  8. Bart Simpson’s father, Homer, was a nuclear safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, just to name a few.
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“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
  8. Bart Simpson’s father, Homer, was a nuclear safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, just to name a few.
  9. Andy Hardy’s father was a judge.
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“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
  8. Bart Simpson’s father, Homer, was a nuclear safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, just to name a few.
  9. Andy Hardy’s father was a judge.
  10. Anne Shirley’s father (before his death) was a high school teacher.
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  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
  8. Bart Simpson’s father, Homer, was a nuclear safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, just to name a few.
  9. Andy Hardy’s father was a judge.
  10. Anne Shirley’s father (before his death) was a high school teacher.
  11. Richie Cunningham’s father is a hardware retailer
34236

“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
  8. Bart Simpson’s father, Homer, was a nuclear safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, just to name a few.
  9. Andy Hardy’s father was a judge.
  10. Anne Shirley’s father (before his death) was a high school teacher.
  11. Richie Cunningham’s father is a hardware retailer
  12. Pinocchio’s father was a woodcarver.
34237

“Who’s Your Daddy and What Does He Do (for fictional characters)?”

  1. Charlie Brown’s father was a barber.
  2. Harry Dresden’s father was a stage magician.
  3. Luke Skywalker’s father was a Jedi turned Sith Lord.
  4. Bruce Wayne’s father, Thomas, was a doctor, but now he’s underground like a wild potato.
  5. Chandler Bing’s father is a transvestite who headlines a Las Vegas show (off the strip)
  6. Ophelia’s father was the chief counselor to the king.
  7. Jim Rockford’s father, Rocky, was a retired truck driver.
  8. Bart Simpson’s father, Homer, was a nuclear safety inspector, boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, just to name a few.
  9. Andy Hardy’s father was a judge.
  10. Anne Shirley’s father (before his death) was a high school teacher.
  11. Richie Cunningham’s father is a hardware retailer
  12. Pinocchio’s father was a woodcarver.
  13. Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr.'s father was a professor of medieval literature

People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden

(I have a thing for thin blonde guys, particularly if they travel with their wife and and an enigmatic alien called The Doctor.)

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People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden
  2. Maria Berlusconi, likely future Prime Minister of Italy
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People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden
  2. Maria Berlusconi, likely future Prime Minister of Italy
  3. Aaron Schock

Congressman who for his misdeeds needs to be spanked. I volunteer.

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People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden
  2. Maria Berlusconi, likely future Prime Minister of Italy
  3. Aaron Schock
  4. Annika Sorenstam

When she put on the ten pounds of muscle in the later part of her career, she was rowr.

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People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden
  2. Maria Berlusconi, likely future Prime Minister of Italy
  3. Aaron Schock
  4. Annika Sorenstam
  5. Michelle Obama
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People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden
  2. Maria Berlusconi, likely future Prime Minister of Italy
  3. Aaron Schock
  4. Annika Sorenstam
  5. Michelle Obama
  6. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand
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Huh. What was he after his death?

People in the news who are not entertainers but you find (or have found) sexy

  1. Edward Snowden
  2. Maria Berlusconi, likely future Prime Minister of Italy
  3. Aaron Schock
  4. Annika Sorenstam
  5. Michelle Obama
  6. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand
  7. Melissa Theuriau

French newscaster: 1.bmp (image)