Bakers Dozen

Sh*t my Dad Says (or used to …)

  1. Stop crying…or I’ll give you something to cry about!
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees, y’know.
  3. Sarcasm is the wit of fools.
  4. Yer cruisin’ for a bruisin’… itchin’ for a stitchin’!
  5. The kids listening to rock music today will outgrow it once they become adults.
  6. If you’ve got nothing better to do, I can find something useful for you do to.
  7. I don’t know, can you?
  8. Quit bothering your sister.

Sh*t my Dad Says (or used to …)

  1. Stop crying…or I’ll give you something to cry about!
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees, y’know.
  3. Sarcasm is the wit of fools.
  4. Yer cruisin’ for a bruisin’… itchin’ for a stitchin’!
  5. The kids listening to rock music today will outgrow it once they become adults.
  6. If you’ve got nothing better to do, I can find something useful for you do to.
  7. I don’t know, can you?
  8. Quit bothering your sister.
  9. Shut the door - you’re heating the entire valley on my nickel.

Sh*t my Dad Says (or used to …)

  1. Stop crying…or I’ll give you something to cry about!
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees, y’know.
  3. Sarcasm is the wit of fools.
  4. Yer cruisin’ for a bruisin’… itchin’ for a stitchin’!
  5. The kids listening to rock music today will outgrow it once they become adults.
  6. If you’ve got nothing better to do, I can find something useful for you do to.
  7. I don’t know, can you?
  8. Quit bothering your sister.
  9. Shut the door - you’re heating the entire valley on my nickel.
  10. Back when I was your age…

Sh*t my Dad Says (or used to …)

  1. Stop crying…or I’ll give you something to cry about!
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees, y’know.
  3. Sarcasm is the wit of fools.
  4. Yer cruisin’ for a bruisin’… itchin’ for a stitchin’!
  5. The kids listening to rock music today will outgrow it once they become adults.
  6. If you’ve got nothing better to do, I can find something useful for you do to.
  7. I don’t know, can you?
  8. Quit bothering your sister.
  9. Shut the door - you’re heating the entire valley on my nickel.
  10. Back when I was your age…
  11. Look, we’re basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job’s to help people shit or fuck, it’s not that important, so relax.

Sh*t my Dad Says (or used to …)

  1. Stop crying…or I’ll give you something to cry about!
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees, y’know.
  3. Sarcasm is the wit of fools.
  4. Yer cruisin’ for a bruisin’… itchin’ for a stitchin’!
  5. The kids listening to rock music today will outgrow it once they become adults.
  6. If you’ve got nothing better to do, I can find something useful for you do to.
  7. I don’t know, can you?
  8. Quit bothering your sister.
  9. Shut the door - you’re heating the entire valley on my nickel.
  10. Back when I was your age…
  11. Look, we’re basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job’s to help people shit or fuck, it’s not that important, so relax.
  12. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!

Sh*t my Dad Says (or used to …)

  1. Stop crying…or I’ll give you something to cry about!
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees, y’know.
  3. Sarcasm is the wit of fools.
  4. Yer cruisin’ for a bruisin’… itchin’ for a stitchin’!
  5. The kids listening to rock music today will outgrow it once they become adults.
  6. If you’ve got nothing better to do, I can find something useful for you do to.
  7. I don’t know, can you?
  8. Quit bothering your sister.
  9. Shut the door - you’re heating the entire valley on my nickel.
  10. Back when I was your age…
  11. Look, we’re basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job’s to help people shit or fuck, it’s not that important, so relax.
  12. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!
  13. Go ask your mother.

New category: Fictional spies

  1. James Bond

New category: Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley

New category: Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan

New category: Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes
  8. Maxwell Smart

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes
  8. Maxwell Smart
  9. Charles Beauregard

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes
  8. Maxwell Smart
  9. Charles Beauregard
  10. Nicholas Foley

From a great book: Tool of the Trade - Wikipedia

ictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes
  8. Maxwell Smart
  9. Charles Beauregard
  10. Nicholas Foley
  11. Black Spy (from Mad Magazine’s series Spy vs Spy)

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes
  8. Maxwell Smart
  9. Charles Beauregard
  10. Nicholas Foley
  11. Black Spy (from Mad Magazine’s series Spy vs Spy)
  12. Ilya Kuryakin

Fictional spies

  1. James Bond
  2. George Smiley
  3. Carmen Sandiego
  4. Luther Sloan
  5. Boris Badenov
  6. Hugo Oberstein
  7. Blackford Oakes
  8. Maxwell Smart
  9. Charles Beauregard
  10. Nicholas Foley
  11. Black Spy (from Mad Magazine’s series Spy vs Spy)
  12. Ilya Kuryakin
  13. Austin Powers

Having created this category, I’ll pass.

Cartoon sidekicks

  1. Barney Rubble

Cartoon sidekicks

  1. Barney Rubble
  2. Thumper