Bakers Dozen

Mystery Movie “Spoilers”

  1. ***Murder on the Orient Express ***: all twelve of the suspects committed the murder as a team!
  2. **The Maltese Falcon **: The falcon is a fake
  3. The Usual Suspects: Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze
  4. The Third Man: Harry Lime is alive
  5. And Then There Were None: the judge is Owen
  6. Shutter Island: Leo’s character is really a resident of the insane asylum
  7. Clue: Ending A: Miss Scarlett killed Mr. Boddy. Ending B: Mrs. Peacock killed Mr. Boddy. Ending C: Wadsworth is Mr. Boddy.

Mystery Movie “Spoilers”

  1. ***Murder on the Orient Express ***: all twelve of the suspects committed the murder as a team!
  2. **The Maltese Falcon **: The falcon is a fake
  3. The Usual Suspects: Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze
  4. The Third Man: Harry Lime is alive
  5. And Then There Were None: the judge is Owen
  6. Shutter Island: Leo’s character is really a resident of the insane asylum
  7. Clue: Ending A: Miss Scarlett killed Mr. Boddy. Ending B: Mrs. Peacock killed Mr. Boddy. Ending C: Wadsworth is Mr. Boddy.
  8. Identity: it was the kid, all along
  1. **Jacob’s Ladder: **He died in Viet Nam
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Mystery Movie “Spoilers”

  1. Murder on the Orient Express :

  2. The Maltese Falcon :

  3. The Usual Suspects:

  4. The Third Man:

  5. And Then There Were None:

  6. Shutter Island:

  7. Clue:

  8. Identity:

  9. Jacob’s Ladder

  10. The Others

The mother and her children and the three servants are all dead and the “ghosts” are actually the living people in the house.

Apparently

the main character’s dead

is a super common twist. Dates back at least as far as Ambrose Bierce; I wonder if it’s older.

Mystery Movie “Spoilers”

  1. ***Murder on the Orient Express ***: all twelve of the suspects committed the murder as a team!
  2. **The Maltese Falcon **: The falcon is a fake
  3. The Usual Suspects: Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze
  4. The Third Man: Harry Lime is alive
  5. And Then There Were None: the judge is Owen
  6. Shutter Island: Leo’s character is really a resident of the insane asylum
  7. Clue: Ending A: Miss Scarlett killed Mr. Boddy. Ending B: Mrs. Peacock killed Mr. Boddy. Ending C: Wadsworth is Mr. Boddy.
  8. Identity: it was the kid, all along
  9. ***Jacob’s Ladder: ***He died in Viet Nam
  10. The Others: The mother and her children and the three servants are all dead and the “ghosts” are actually the living people in the house.
  11. The Big Sleep: Carmen Sternwood killed Rusty Regan

Mystery Movie “Spoilers”

  1. Murder on the Orient Express
  2. The Maltese Falcon
  3. The Usual Suspects
  4. The Third Man
  5. And Then There Were None
  6. Shutter Island
  7. Clue
  8. Identity
  9. Jacob’s Ladder
  10. The Others
  11. The Big Sleep
  12. Dark City

John Murdock is not a killer; aliens are reshaping the city and giving everyone new memories every night.

Mystery Movie “Spoilers”

  1. Murder on the Orient Express
  2. The Maltese Falcon
  3. The Usual Suspects
  4. The Third Man
  5. And Then There Were None
  6. Shutter Island
  7. Clue
  8. Identity
  9. Jacob’s Ladder
  10. The Others
  11. The Big Sleep
  12. Dark City
  13. After The Thin Man


Jimmy Stewart is the insane killer! Jimmy Stewart, of all people.

New! Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap

My name is Admiral A
And I’m here to say
We came to blow your
Death Star up today

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley

“One Night in Mos Eisley makes a tough Jedi humble
The bars have jawas, but the droids ain’t free
You’ll find a smuggler in every dark Cantina
A wretched hive of scum and villany,
I can feel Darth Vader walking next to me…”

buddha_david, I think I love you.

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay
  8. It’s Our Lot In Life (To Suffer)

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay
  8. It’s Our Lot In Life (To Suffer)
  9. Hooked on a Bad Feeling About This

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay
  8. It’s Our Lot In Life (To Suffer)
  9. Hooked on a Bad Feeling About This
  10. The Force Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay
  8. It’s Our Lot In Life (To Suffer)
  9. Hooked on a Bad Feeling About This
  10. The Force Time Ever I Saw Your Face
  11. Wind Beneath My X-Wings

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay
  8. It’s Our Lot In Life (To Suffer)
  9. Hooked on a Bad Feeling About This
  10. The Force Time Ever I Saw Your Face
  11. Wind Beneath My X-Wings
  12. Don’t Cry For Me, old Darth Vader

Song list from an unrealized musical version of Star Wars:

  1. Good-Bye To Tattooine
  2. Send In The Clones
  3. I Love You/I Know
  4. Baby, It’s Cold On Hoth
  5. The “It’s a Trap” Rap
  6. One Night in Mos Eisley
  7. Sittin’ on the Docking Bay
  8. It’s Our Lot In Life (To Suffer)
  9. Hooked on a Bad Feeling About This
  10. The Force Time Ever I Saw Your Face
  11. Wind Beneath My X-Wings
  12. Don’t Cry For Me, old Darth Vader
  13. Whatever Yoda Wants

I’ll pass