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Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
34745

Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
  8. The Little Transhuman - The story of Ariel, a young person who identified as a human but was born in a mermaid’s body.
34746

Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
  8. The Little Transhuman - The story of Ariel, a young person who identified as a human but was born in a mermaid’s body.
  9. Rumpleforeskin, a cautionary tale about botched circumcision
34747

Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
  8. The Little Transhuman - The story of Ariel, a young person who identified as a human but was born in a mermaid’s body.
  9. Rumpleforeskin, a cautionary tale about botched circumcision
  10. The Lion Prime Minister
34748

Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
  8. The Little Transhuman - The story of Ariel, a young person who identified as a human but was born in a mermaid’s body.
  9. Rumpleforeskin, a cautionary tale about botched circumcision
  10. The Lion Prime Minister
  11. The Princess and the Peanut Allergy
34749

Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
  8. The Little Transhuman - The story of Ariel, a young person who identified as a human but was born in a mermaid’s body.
  9. Rumpleforeskin, a cautionary tale about botched circumcision
  10. The Lion Prime Minister
  11. The Princess and the Peanut Allergy
  12. The Three Nanny Goats Gruff
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Fairy Tales/Fables for a more modern generation of kids

  1. Little Red, Ridin’ in da Hood
  2. Sleeping Beauty is Smart, Strong, and Perfectly Capable of Leading a Rewarding, Fulfilling Life On Her Own Without Waiting for Some Damn Prince Charming to Come Wake Her With a Kiss
  3. Snow White and the Seven Height-Challenged People
  4. Hansel and Gretel, Two Little Aryan Brats Who Oppressed and Murdered a Wiccan, Then Stole Her House
  5. Three Appropriately-Sized Pigs and the Big Bad Wolf’s Sequential Home Invasions
  6. Rastalocks and the Three Joints
  7. The Little Boy Who Cried “Mr. Sandusky”
  8. The Little Transhuman - The story of Ariel, a young person who identified as a human but was born in a mermaid’s body.
  9. Rumpleforeskin, a cautionary tale about botched circumcision
  10. The Lion Prime Minister
  11. The Princess and the Peanut Allergy
  12. The Three Nanny Goats Gruff
  13. Jack the Negotiator of a Fair and Just Treaty of Co-Existence with the Giants

I’ll pass.

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Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
34752

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
34753

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
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Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police

If you send your kids to college for $40,000 dollars a year they can post this on the Internet (no cite because they don’t deserve one):
The forced irreverence and iconoclasm of Team America World Police extends to the portrayal of a supercomputer named I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. but unfortunately the acronym is never deciphered. The affectation of a surfer dude vernacular is unique among computer voice interfaces in the cinematic imaginary.

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Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
34756

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
34757

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
34758

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
  8. Agent Smith, from the Matrix franchise
34759

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
  8. Agent Smith, from the Matrix franchise
  9. AM from “I have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison
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Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
  8. Agent Smith, from the Matrix franchise
  9. AM from “I have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison
  10. Mike from Robert Heinlein’s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
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Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
  8. Agent Smith, from the Matrix franchise
  9. AM from “I have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison
  10. Mike from Robert Heinlein’s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
  11. Andrew Martin, Bicentennial Man
34762

Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
  8. Agent Smith, from the Matrix franchise
  9. AM from “I have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison
  10. Mike from Robert Heinlein’s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
  11. Andrew Martin, Bicentennial Man
  12. Brainiac, from Superman comics
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Fictional Artificial Intelligences:

  1. Turing Hopper, from Donna Andrews’ You’ve Got Murder! and other novels.
  2. HAL 9000 from Arthur C. Clarke’s Space Odyssey books and films.
  3. Deus, from Shadowrun’s Renraku Arcology: Shutdown
  4. I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., from Team America: World Police
  5. Marvin, the paranoid android (frmo HHGttG)
  6. Master Control Program (MCP), from Tron
  7. Colossus, from D.F. Jones’s “Colossus: The Forbin Project”
  8. Agent Smith, from the Matrix franchise
  9. AM from “I have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison
  10. Mike from Robert Heinlein’s The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
  11. Andrew Martin, Bicentennial Man
  12. Brainiac, from Superman comics
  13. JARVIS, in Iron Man movies