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The next Hillary scandal

  1. Revealed to have more pantsuits than Imelda Marcos had shoes
  2. Forced to admit her claim to have won the Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, and Tony was exaggerated.
  3. Bill wasn’t the only one who had an affair with Monica Lewinsky.
  4. Rubber mask is pulled off, revealing she has been Pol Pot in a pantsuit since 1998. “And it would have worked, too, if not for you meddling kids!”
  5. Former Aide Reveals Hillary Founded the Tea Party
  6. Secret life as songwriter: she wrote Wrecking Ball for Miley Cyrus, and Fuck You for Cee-Lo Green.
  7. Not content to have deleted tens of thousands of her own emails, she repeatedly changed her Facebook privacy settings (current setting: RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT).
  8. Offhandedly refers to the 60 Minutes staff and crew as “my minions”.
  9. Has been working to arrange a marriage between her granddaughter and Prince George, promising Arkansas and a Carolina as dowry.
  10. She regularly downloads Rush Limbaugh podcasts
  11. She enjoys fox hunting and clubbing baby seals.
34965

The next Hillary scandal

  1. Revealed to have more pantsuits than Imelda Marcos had shoes
  2. Forced to admit her claim to have won the Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, and Tony was exaggerated.
  3. Bill wasn’t the only one who had an affair with Monica Lewinsky.
  4. Rubber mask is pulled off, revealing she has been Pol Pot in a pantsuit since 1998. “And it would have worked, too, if not for you meddling kids!”
  5. Former Aide Reveals Hillary Founded the Tea Party
  6. Secret life as songwriter: she wrote Wrecking Ball for Miley Cyrus, and Fuck You for Cee-Lo Green.
  7. Not content to have deleted tens of thousands of her own emails, she repeatedly changed her Facebook privacy settings (current setting: RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT).
  8. Offhandedly refers to the 60 Minutes staff and crew as “my minions”.
  9. Has been working to arrange a marriage between her granddaughter and Prince George, promising Arkansas and a Carolina as dowry.
  10. She regularly downloads Rush Limbaugh podcasts
  11. She enjoys fox hunting and clubbing baby seals.
  12. Listens to NPR but never, ever donates
34966

The next Hillary scandal

  1. Revealed to have more pantsuits than Imelda Marcos had shoes
  2. Forced to admit her claim to have won the Oscar, Emmy, Grammy, and Tony was exaggerated.
  3. Bill wasn’t the only one who had an affair with Monica Lewinsky.
  4. Rubber mask is pulled off, revealing she has been Pol Pot in a pantsuit since 1998. “And it would have worked, too, if not for you meddling kids!”
  5. Former Aide Reveals Hillary Founded the Tea Party
  6. Secret life as songwriter: she wrote Wrecking Ball for Miley Cyrus, and Fuck You for Cee-Lo Green.
  7. Not content to have deleted tens of thousands of her own emails, she repeatedly changed her Facebook privacy settings (current setting: RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT).
  8. Offhandedly refers to the 60 Minutes staff and crew as “my minions”.
  9. Has been working to arrange a marriage between her granddaughter and Prince George, promising Arkansas and a Carolina as dowry.
  10. She regularly downloads Rush Limbaugh podcasts
  11. She enjoys fox hunting and clubbing baby seals.
  12. Listens to NPR but never, ever donates
  13. She’s a man, Baby!

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Hortons is part of The Illuminati.
34967

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
34968

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
34969

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
34970

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
34971

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
34972

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
34973

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
  8. They speak French! We have enough trouble with Spanish!
34974

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
  8. They speak French! We have enough trouble with Spanish!
  9. We need the flimsy excuse to keep calling it the World Series.
34975

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
  8. They speak French! We have enough trouble with Spanish!
  9. We need the flimsy excuse to keep calling it the WORLD Series.
  10. Her Majesty the Queen has forbidden it.
34976

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
  8. They speak French! We have enough trouble with Spanish!
  9. We need the flimsy excuse to keep calling it the WORLD Series.
  10. Her Majesty the Queen has forbidden it.
  11. Canadians keep insisting we have to take Manitoba along with the rest of the country.
34977

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
  8. They speak French! We have enough trouble with Spanish!
  9. We need the flimsy excuse to keep calling it the WORLD Series.
  10. Her Majesty the Queen has forbidden it.
  11. Canadians keep insisting we have to take Manitoba along with the rest of the country.
  12. Most Americans can’t find it on the map.
34978

Real reasons the US hasn’t annexed Canada yet:

  1. Tim Horton’s is part of The Illuminati.
  2. Still licking our wounds from LAST time we tried, in 1812.
  3. What would Anne of Green Gables say?
  4. The US hasn’t run out of wood, oil, and water… yet.
  5. Convenient to have somebody else to blame for Jim Carrey.
  6. Still trying to work out the details of a trade for Texas.
  7. Shatner would send photon torpedoes raining down on us.
  8. They speak French! We have enough trouble with Spanish!
  9. We need the flimsy excuse to keep calling it the WORLD Series.
  10. Her Majesty the Queen has forbidden it.
  11. Canadians keep insisting we have to take Manitoba along with the rest of the country.
  12. Most Americans can’t find it on the map.
  13. It would interfere with the migratory patterns of the Canadian Snowbird… eventually all of them would remain down south all year.

…pass

34979

Great war movies

  1. Breaker Morant
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Great war movies

  1. Breaker Morant
  2. Band of Brothers (Technically a mini-series but still great!)
34981

Great war movies

  1. Breaker Morant
  2. Band of Brothers (Technically a mini-series but still great!)
  3. A Bridge Too Far
34982

Great war movies

  1. Breaker Morant
  2. Band of Brothers (Technically a mini-series but still great!)
  3. A Bridge Too Far
  4. Paths of Glory
34983

Great war movies

  1. Breaker Morant
  2. Glory
  3. A Bridge Too Far
  4. Paths of Glory

Band of Brothers struck - not a movie.