Bakers Dozen

[anyrose]

Persons Named in Beatles Songs

1. Father MacKenzie
2. Billy Shears
3. Rocky Raccoon
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Maxwell Edison
6. Harold Wilson
7. Her Majesty
8. Magill (she who calls herself Lil, yet is known by all as Nancy)
9. Mean Mr. Mustard

[Personal]

Persons Named in Beatles Songs

1. Father MacKenzie
2. Billy Shears
3. Rocky Raccoon
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Maxwell Edison
6. Harold Wilson
7. Her Majesty
8. Magill (she who calls herself Lil, yet is known by all as Nancy)
9. Mean Mr. Mustard
10. Mister Kite

[swampspruce]

Persons Named in Beatles Songs

1. Father MacKenzie
2. Billy Shears
3. Rocky Raccoon
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Maxwell Edison
6. Harold Wilson
7. Her Majesty
8. Magill (she who calls herself Lil, yet is known by all as Nancy)
9. Mean Mr. Mustard
10. Mister Kite
11. Lucy (ITSWD)

[astorian]

Persons Named in Beatles Songs

1. Father MacKenzie
2. Billy Shears
3. Rocky Raccoon
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Maxwell Edison
6. Harold Wilson
7. Her Majesty
8. Magill (she who calls herself Lil, yet is known by all as Nancy)
9. Mean Mr. Mustard
10. Mister Kite
11. Lucy (ITSWD)
12. Loretta Modern

[Little_Nemo]

Persons Named in Beatles Songs

1. Father MacKenzie
2. Billy Shears
3. Rocky Raccoon
4. Eleanor Rigby
5. Maxwell Edison
6. Harold Wilson
7. Her Majesty
8. Magill (she who calls herself Lil, yet is known by all as Nancy)
9. Mean Mr. Mustard
10. Mister Kite
11. Lucy (ITSWD)
12. Loretta Modern
13. Peter Brown

I’ll pass

[Little_Nemo]

@swampspruce

11. Lucy (ITSWD)

Her full name was Lucy O’Donnell Vodden.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Next category:

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”

[Leaffan]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. I think I have a Blatter infection.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. I think I have a Blatter infection.
3. Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.

[Little_Nemo]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. I think I have a Blatter infection.
3. Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.
4. The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.

[Sparky812]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. I think I have a Blatter infection.
3. Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.
4. The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”

[swampspruce]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”
8. Quick! Test the rest of them, we don’t want to have Brady this like the NFL did!

[Nonsuch]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”
8. Quick! Test the rest of them, we don’t want to have Brady this like the NFL did!
9. I know we’ve been trying to get Americans interested in football for years, but this is not what I had in mind.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”
8. “Quick! Test the rest of them, we don’t want to have Brady this like the NFL did!”
9. “I know we’ve been trying to get Americans interested in football for years, but this is not what I had in mind.”
10. “Time to drain the Sepp-tic tank.”

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”
8. “Quick! Test the rest of them, we don’t want to have Brady this like the NFL did!”
9. “I know we’ve been trying to get Americans interested in football for years, but this is not what I had in mind.”
10. “Time to drain the Sepp-tic tank.”
11. “Any way we can bend this like Beckham?”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”
8. “Quick! Test the rest of them, we don’t want to have Brady this like the NFL did!”
9. “I know we’ve been trying to get Americans interested in football for years, but this is not what I had in mind.”
10. “Time to drain the Sepp-tic tank.”
11. “Any way we can bend this like Beckham?”
12. “Maybe if we blow loud enough on these leftover vuvuzelas all the reporters will go away.”

[Dendarii_Dame]

Overheard at FIFA HQ recently

1. “Do you think if we just always called it ‘soccer,’ none of this would’ve happened?”
2. “I think I have a Blatter infection.”
3. “Take my word for it, this is Hillary Clinton’s fault. Somehow.”
4. “The worse part is it turns out a million Qatari riyals is only worth about sixteen dollars.”
5. “Due to recent events, we are discontinuing our current benefits and retirement package.”
6. “I hear they’re bringing in Michael Vick to talk to us about crisis management.”
7. “Rugby! That’s where the real money is.”
8. “Quick! Test the rest of them, we don’t want to have Brady this like the NFL did!”
9. “I know we’ve been trying to get Americans interested in football for years, but this is not what I had in mind.”
10. “Time to drain the Sepp-tic tank.”
11. “Any way we can bend this like Beckham?”
12. “Maybe if we blow loud enough on these leftover vuvuzelas all the reporters will go away.”
13. What will Pele’ say?

New: Fiction dealing with censorship, book burning, etc.

1. Day of the Dragon King, by Mary Pope Osborne

[astorian]

Fiction dealing with censorship, book burning, etc.

1. Day of the Dragon King, by Mary Pope Osborne
2. Fahrenheit 451